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You aint seen them buddy; I'll take your fail and put it in to orbit like a spartan possessed!! :-)
Dude, you missed Colonel Obvious' very own coaster brake; ain't no way back from there. Even the Endless Ladder of Eternal Remorse ain't going get you looking up over the edge of the Everlasting Pit Of Shame. You life is an nothing; deal with it.
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Did she try or did she succeed as your reaction suggests the latter....
my rugby coach was telling me that when he was a lad, one of the ladies men in his squad got a bit of a sprain so decided to rub deep heat into the area without washing his hands afterwards. After the match he went to his girlfriend's house and gave her a good fingering.
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Everytime I hear 'fingering' stories, always reminds me of this ACE film!
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Did she try or did she succeed as your reaction suggests the latter....
my rugby coach was telling me that when he was a lad, one of the ladies men in his squad got a bit of a sprain so decided to rub deep heat into the area without washing his hands afterwards. After the match he went to his girlfriend's house and gave her a good fingering.
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This reminds me of an incident I had rubbing ibuleve gel into my thights. Little did I know that it causes intense buring when coming into contact with the balls.
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Everytime I hear 'fingering' stories, always reminds me of this ACE film!
Seems really romantic.
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What the fuck!! No part 2 on youtube.
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Long Good Friday
Kes
Dead Man's Shoes
Rita, Sue & Bob Too^ Best British Films, in that order
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Spelt and spelled can both be used for this purpose.
Are you sure? I know 'dreamed' and 'dreamt' is like that, but would expect 'spelt' to be sematically blocked by the hippy grain (as indicated above).
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So you wouldn't approve of somebody having felt the texture of your felt hat?
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Long Good Friday
Kes
Dead Man's Shoes
Rita, Sue & Bob Too^ Best British Films, in that order
And Secrets and lies, Naked, Clockwise, 24seven, A room for Romeo Brass, Brassed off, The Punch and Judy man, The rebel, etc, etc. and that's not even including all the Ealing comedies.
British cinema makes me almost proud to be British. :] -
And Secrets and lies, Naked, Clockwise, 24seven, A room for Romeo Brass, Brassed off, The Punch and Judy man, The rebel, etc, etc. and that's not even including all the Ealing comedies.
British cinema makes me almost proud to be British. :]the first hour of the rebel is the most delicous slice of British Comedy, Hancock is brill and Irene Handl is superb
"What's that?"
"It's a self-portrait"
"who of?"
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On Saturday, replaced my (cracked) chopped drops with a major taylor drop bar, to see what it was like.
On Sunday, the fail began.
1) replaced my GF's front tyre and inner. She's German, so on Dunlop/Woods (or in German 'Blitz' ) valves and I intended to change her for Schraders so she can go longer without re-inflating them. After fitting the front wheel back on and reinflating, I was just bent over and unscrewing my track pump when what looked like rubber bubbles bulged out from under the tyre, right next to the valve and my face. Before I could react, the inner tube exploded. about 4 inches from my face. I've shot a .45 pistol and this was louder - my ears were ringing for about 15 minutes.I carry on fixing her bike, and soon after we're ready to cycle to the British Museum to see our friends.
At this point I rapidly realise that with the sexy new drop bars my bike is utterly unrideable - I'm 6'3" and the drops 'shorten' the bike too much - I can't pedal comfortably - my knees keep hitting my chest and elbows, and steering is difficult - further to that I can't find a comfortable hand position from which to use the brakes. It's like trying to ride a bike for a child or a monkey. I wobbled to Central London in constant fear of collision and/or death - thankfully my predicament was abundantly obvious to all the taxi and bus drivers we encountered and they took pity upon me. The same was not true of the ferrarri driver near Barbican.
Epic Fail has never been a more appropriate phrase. I have no-one to blame but myself...
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The other thing about BTTF is that the trilogy, it's one of those films that still turn out to be great even on the 3rd film.
the 3rd film was a perfect ending.
I really do hope that they won't make another BTTF film.
Eric Stoltz as the original Marty McFly
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/features/exclusive/
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