Epic fail

I tried disguising one by moving the chair slightly on the floor but it just made it look like the fart made me flinch.

Try singing to match the pitch while smiling. Eye contact is important.

I tried disguising one by moving the chair slightly on the floor but it just made it look like the fart made me flinch.

This has really amused me.
She now thinks that you're rasping out little red hot squeakers.

I was thinking of just going all out and letting one out for every-one to hear and just try to make it funny.

Not going to try that...

She is German though, I heard they like that kind of thing.

Offer to take her to the toilets and shit on her tits.
Apparently that's just mild petting in Germany.

Just stand on the table and give her a golden shower.

'Zoooooooooooooooooooper'

Offer to take her to the toilets and shit on her tits.
Apparently that's just mild petting in Germany.

You know Veronica Moser then?

She's Italian. This one's German.

If you search for her via google image search, you'll see that she's clearly German.

If you search for her via google image search, you'll see that she's clearly German.

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Christ almighty why wasn't safesearch on.

See, she's German.

You know Veronica Moser then?

Fuck! That's the second time you've written that name here and I've googled it.

if you search for her via google image search, you'll see that she's clearly german.

richtig!

Cycling skull fracture fail:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10728094

Cringe-o-rama! And shouldn't it be FIXED GEARING IS NOT A CRIME, or even FIXIE SKIDDING IS NOT A CRIME?!

oh dear

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

Repost

Next.....

thanks Pisti

(I suppose i could have put 'transvestite' 'dog' 'sex' into the search to check... but I could be bothered)

...couldn't be bothered

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-10733442

Fuck! That's the second time you've written that name here and I've googled it.

Epic Fail

Haha Shitterton used to be called Scatera, nice link to V.Moser Lucifer.

I love cornwall.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8286666.Man_in_dress_performed_sex_act_on_dog_at_Pendennis_Castle__Falmouth/?ref=mr

The comments at the bottom are pretty good.