Epic fail

This is pretty fucking funny.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/21/heritage_castle/

cause BP cares...

http://www.americablog.com/2010/07/bp-photoshops-fake-photo-of-command.html

is the fail

a great nation deserves the truth.

great nation

Strolling to the cinema earlier on and there was a crowd gathered around this.....

pretty special

Uh-Oh!
FFFUuuuuuuuu

Look like he was overtaking a car and didn't see the big red bus in front of him.

my favourite part is the 'sorry not in service'.

sorry about the size of the image all. im struggling to make it smaller. see if i can fix it now!

fixed

the real fail here:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6613Z520100703

The forum is dead, look at the time....
FML

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Epic whale
http://news.spreadit.org/whale-crushes-boat-intrepid-yacht-south-africa/

^ Ha. I was gonna post this yesterday. Is it a fail? Someone should meme it.

This is pretty fucking funny.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/21/heritage_castle/

"hot heritage dry moating"

brilliant.

^ Ha. I was gonna post this yesterday. Is it a fail? Someone should meme it.

how has that fella not noticed a fucking massive whale coming out of the water? that's going to make a noise... It looks a little like a tremors worm

there's an after shot as well where the boat is properly fucked up

Oh hai, roger?

"hey boat! high five!"

fuck you... I'm max crowe
fits better.

much much better.

time to chop some potatoes.

After pics are brutal.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/slideshow/whale-crashed-boat-11216635

My daughter has just turned three and I'm trying to teach her some manners.
When she wants something, she'd say "More!" or "Have it, daddy!".
At least she can say thank you.
I gave her a slice of cake and made sure she said "Please". Then she said "Thank you". And then I said "You're welcome"...

She repeated after me "Thank you.** You wanker!**"

I feel for you, Kris.
My children have also realised that I am a total wanker.

At least there's none of that crushing realisation later on in life.

I'm doing an internship at the mo at this design studio. Seven of us sat round a big table working away on laptops with quiet music playing and I keep accidentally letting out little trumpet farts.

I'm sitting on a plastic chair which is acting as a kind of amplifier.

I think the girl next to me has heard all of them :(

be glad you're not wearing padded short.

Brain farts? It's worse if they smell. Then everyone knows.

Disguise them with a cough or a sneeze or even a raised cheek.