Epic fail

Really embarrassing.

Is that a royal?

She's just really long limbed and awkward.

Yes, William. Who you don't need to curtsey to.

newsflash! you don't need to genuflect to a single one of these motherfuckers.

I'd have sudden and huge respect if he'd cut her head off mid-curtsy.

Yes, well obviously :)

I'm just saying that in even terms of official protocol, what she's doing is unescessary and absurd.

He can vote in the next election like the rest of us.

That's not even a proper curtsy.

Instagram "celebrity" gets Sony sponsorship, turns out he uses filters on stock photos.

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-44560852

Wonderful...

Wisconsin man injured after upskirting shoe camera explodes

Epic win more like.

Legs that never see the sun.

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Could be moved to epic win later ...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/44648788/confident-england-fan-gets-world-cup-winners-tattoo

I drive for a living and that contrast looks about right to me, also my left arm is darker than my right.

Driving instructor?

Medical boarding home.
For Inuit, in Canada.

I drive Mercs (predominantly) for a living now but keep the windows shut and the air-con on full in this weather. And I've not once driven with the roof down in one as it does nothing for me.
Years ago an Aussie told me that the most common location on an Aussie male body for skin cancer was right elbow/forearm. csb.

I know, I know, I mostly minimize my exposure, but some days are too perfect.
BTW, car side windows do not prevent the more long term dangerous UVA rays.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-44620077

Teenager arrested on suspicion of supplying cannabis has joint falling out of his pocket in court...

Still the best May curtsy meme.

Epic fail or maybe win ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44645217

Overcome with football fever I decided a kick about in the park after a few beers sounded like a great idea. The last time I kicked a ball was probably at least 5 years ago so I'm a little rusty. My rustiness really shone through as I attempted to kick the ball back in to play after it had rolled on to a path. Almost totally missing the ball, I managed to boot the asphalt so hard I ripped my shoe. I thought I'd better take a break because my big toe was a bit sore. I sat down and popped my shoe and sock off to find that my big toe was at roughly 45° to where it normally is and covered in blood. Note to self, football is for idiots.

Here are links to some photos if anyone's interested. I'm not embedding because I know not everybody wants to see my horrible fucked up feet.

https://i.imgur.com/uurqxuk.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Ur3dchI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dyRqqAK.jpg