Epic fail

I've just had lots of vegans over the years ask me if I'd kill a pig/chicken/whatever and saying "I'd rather kill a cow as I'd like to eat that more than a chicken" sets them off. For me beef is up top then it works it's way down towards turkey, don't eat much fish so that's off the end of the scale. I'm not great at it but the times I've done it I found butchery very relaxing, same as I find baking.

> I've just had lots of vegans over the years ask me if I'd fuck a pig/chicken/whatever and saying "I'd rather fuck a cow as I'd like to fuck that more than a chicken" sets them off. For me beef is up top then it works it's way down towards turkey, don't fuck much fish so that's off the end of the scale. I'm not great at it but the times I've done it I found fucking very relaxing, same as I find baking.

fixed :)

fixed :)

I guess if that's your thing, someone posted this up thread maybe the same for fish?

https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/11/pigs-and-humans-share-a-cognitive-bias/

fish so that's off the end of the scale

i arfed

Bbc fail

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way ahead of the game them samurai

Putting spoilers in the fail thread, fail. You could have done this:

Also, what is fail about it?

Dan Martin won the stage, not Tony.

^ sorry SPOILER

Oh, I see. It's a sub editing thing. I suspected a nazi salute insinuation.

^ sorry SPOILER

#rep

I suspected a nazi salute insinuation.

#doublefacepalm

Christo in Lincolnshire ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-44480646

However, he has not ruled out buying a replacement, if he can convince
his wife it is a good idea.

It caused a "bit of trouble" for him during the European Championships
in 2016 when his wife said "no more".

"But I've got her round again and she is fine," Mr Jupp said.

I'm sure she is...

She's sleeping with his brother.

What an absolute bell end

Come on our lads.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/kate-garraway-horrified-fathers-4-12711820.amp?

Fathers4Justice showing the gravitas and maturity we’ve come to expect from their campaigning.

what superhero is he supposed to be dressed up as?

what superhero

Dick Head.

Never heard of Fathers 4 Justice but seems like a good cause hijacked by some, shall we say, over ambitious people?

Matt O'Connor and his unfeasibly numerous testicles

What does the 4 mean?

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/jun/20/burger-king-world-cup-pregnant-offer-apology-russian

Picture on twitter made it look like sound of music curtain clothes.

https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/fashion/royal-ascot-2018-arrivals-best-dressed-a3866581.html