Epic fail

Doesn't twerking require that you actually have an arse?

Shhhh... :-)

racist again

I thought the exact same thing a while ago while extremely drunk for about 2 seconds, then I remembered I'm an idiot.

I thought the exact same thing a while ago while extremely drunk for about 2 seconds, then I remembered I'm an idiot.

Each time I visit a hospital I swing by the new borns and swap the name tags on the black ones with the white ones for a laugh.

"IK WIL FIETSEN" - The Breakz - Let's Go (PARODIE) - YouTube
&v=OSihZ2zChIA

WTF

"IK WIL FIETSEN" - The Breakz - Let's Go (PARODIE) - YouTube
&v=OSihZ2zChIA

WTF

Here we go again
So I pick up again Banaa - to
Milan Knol can't sing, has a squeaky voice
I am Milan and I have a squeaky voice
I have a bike with a saddle
Lalalalala lalalalala la la
I like to wear sunglasses
've Got 10 that you should like to
Chi pang pong kong
That is chinese
Ding dang ding dong
door bell
Oooooooooooo o
That comes after the " N " in the alphabet
Really ?

I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes

This is me inner tube
oh oh
oh oh
This is me back tire
oh oh
oh oh
This is me front wheel
oh oh
oh oh
This is me rear
oh oh
oh oh

Oh my God
I pump my tires
This song is about my bike
Look at my hand
There is nothing
This song is so over sunglasses
Look at my hand
That's glasses
I like to bike without hands
Look at my hand
That is without
I like to kick my fie - something
Look at my hand
There is nothing , no
There is nothing

I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes

This is me inner tube
oh oh
oh oh
This is me back tire
oh oh
oh oh
This is me front wheel
oh oh
oh oh
This is me rear
oh oh
oh oh
Oh my God

I feel really cool
I have a bicycle
Fool , fool
Oh , that chorus is so chill
I want to hear one more time
OKEEEEEE

Oooooooooooo o
That comes after the " N " in the alphabet
Really ?

I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes
I like bikes

This is me inner tube
oh oh
oh oh
This is me back tire
oh oh
oh oh
This is me front wheel
oh oh
oh oh
This is me rear
oh oh
oh oh
Oh my God
I pump my tires

^ take me to your bike dealer

From .gif thread

Yes, posted it three years ago :-)

Jump girl is win, despite the crash she's up and smiling in a second, find the full vid

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6564954/girl-wrecks-hard-on-bike-jump

If she had been wearing a helmet, this wouldn't have happened. She would've been whisked away into the clouds by doves and given an ice cream cake instead.

lol

My take is that if you want to make a difference then vote / campaign for a political party that will raise and spend the necessary money - if it is worth your time as a fundraiser or money as a donator then government should be providing it.

In an ideal world you might be right, but in this world your political campaigning effort will probably be entirely cancelled out by other people campaigning for other things, whereas giving tiny amounts of money to cancer research does actually buy a (tiny) bit more cancer research.

^^ she must not have been very popular, given how little shake from the camera after the back flip, as well as the amount of people not rushing to her rescue.

Road traffic accident (no one injured)

Aventador Crash - Moment of Impact - YouTube

Fantastic crashing noises.
Was the fast car at fault there? Can't tell if the little one pulled out on it.
It also sounds like the fast car was trying to squeeze through the gap.

I suspect that the lambo was going a teeency bit over the limit, given that the crash provided enough force to lift all 4 wheels off the road. The Mazda was at a give way so should not have pulled out, there is an argument for both parties being at fault so if the insurance companies see that video they will probably push for knock for knock.

difficult to prove the speed though, the turning car was deffo in the wrong

Fucking goons.
When I saw this on Twitter (was it Sunday) reporters were saying that they had been taking it in turns to drag race up and down the street for 30mins before that crash.

They were lucky it wasn't worse.
Serves them fucking right.
I hope daddy takes away the Trust fund.

lambo was defo speeding and in the wrong. when you make a decision to pull out - car or bike - you take a view on any other car's distance, speed and how quickly you can get yourself moving and into the flow of traffic. if someone else is travelling at a speed completely out of keeping with the road limits then it changes all of that. mazda takes a look left...thinks they have enough time to turn - turns out they don't because lambo is nitroing it. rad crash though. any surprise some blonde dolly bird steps out the drivers side?