Epic fail

^ helmet probably caused crash due to risk compensation by rider.

You can't crash wearing a helmet. Fact.

LiveLeak.com - Train Operator Jumps Before Impact

You can't crash wearing a helmet. Fact.

not quite... it's not your fault if you do crash

This morning I decided to ride my motorbike to work. All my usable bicycles are in the store at work. It won't start. Battery is flat. I try to jump start it, but cannot. I push it to the local bike garage not far away, for a jump-start. My alarm immobiliser decides that it's had enough of playing nice and refuses to disarm. So I leave it with the garage for the day and head back home to change out of the bike kit and take public transport. Fuck, I've left my Oyster card at work last night. So I have to Boris Bike it, but never mind, I can at least ride home on one of my bikes. Get halfway to work when I realise that I have left both the keys to my long bicycle lock at home and will have to take the tube or Boris bike it back home after all.

Fuck everything.

That's work for you. Give it up.

I could move to Birmingham and become a reality TV star.
practices Brummy accent
practices Romanian one as well, just in case

What a load of shit, selfish actions

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25731359

I could move to Birmingham and become a reality TV star.
practices Brummy accent
practices Romanian one as well, just in case

26 have moved to the uk so far, so in about 20,000 years when they're all here you're golden

What a load of shit, selfish actions

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25731359

"The animal had to be killed because they (park rangers) couldn't understand it's behaviour".

Umm, might it have been the car driving up its arse that provoked it?

Fuck's sake!

That's a big shame. They had to kill it though.
I can't see there being another option for the rangers.

Not kill it, tell people not to drive right next to the fucking thing.

Once they've had the taste of human flesh they become very unpredictable.

They could at least ask Cesar Milan to try and have a word with him.

He's a cat whisperer, you pillock.

They could"ve packed him a trunk.

It's the same. They just speak with Geordie accent.

Christ, my equine knowledge is appalling. Cheers for the heads up.

lucky it wasn't a tiger.

What is it elephants never do?

Waterski?

They could"ve packed him a trunk.

failed attempt at starting a pun-run. tusk tusk!

You can see why it went nowhere now, I've got nothing 'ere.