Epic fail

finally!

"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - I.Montoya.

Cliff Strike 11/24/2013 on Vimeo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUKTPWCBTDY

Did it go any better on the second attempt?

I doubt it but I'm sure you'll tell me in the fullness of time.

That Warburtons thing is really inspiring. I wrote this. It took ages.

I love my navy blue mitsubishi lancer
She has poise and balance like a ballet dancer
She is a very fine car that rarely fails
And the back is large for when I have loads of stuff to take to wales
Power steering, electric windows - she is cutting edge
The steering wheel works so I don't drive into a hedge
No CD, it only has a cassette player
But I have some good tapes so I couldn't be gayer
The engine is a mighty 1.6 litre
But the car is not worth much more than my beater
Central locking is something I loves
And she has a little cupboard in the dash for keeping your gloves
Did I mention, she is an estate
Going down the dump she'll take a fair weight
On the roof there is a new ding
When tiles from my house the wind did fling
Underneath is starting to rust
A new Mitsubishi Lancer Estate is a must

Jezz, my dear boyo
New Mitsubishi Lancer
Is still pretty shit

Y u no appreciate haiku, Jeezz?

http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/attachments/football-manager-2013-best-players/338955d1367867900-challenge-accepted-8ccab893d3c14177249c3f1fc88168cc-challenge-accepted-guy.jpg

I thought I was imagining things when I saw that! Apparently not!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mountain-bike-/261364077076?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item3cda835214

Even more of a fail that it has bids!!!

Sweet clearances.

Uphill

"Almost new and in immaculate condition used once"

kinda makes me sad that someone has bought a shitty bike from some shitty car/toy shop, ridden it once and not realised the shitty handling is coz the forks on the wrong way round... one less cyclist.

have messaged the seller.

Just buy it though the normal channels.

Don't be fly, dude!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2fb7a2f7b77d96b5df5e0b9ac2bd027/tumblr_mysppga7PJ1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8137533db9f8db0a48c7aca3f18943b/tumblr_mysponXNmd1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

Not sure of this is epic but certainly a fail. It's a small car park at Tegg's Nose in the Peak district. There are at least 2 other signs there so where do they put the third? Right where it spoils the fucking view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZKA0iNvePc

Compression Fracture of the T12 Vertebra, 5 stitches to the eye, 6 stitches to the chin, severely sprained Back, wrist and hand. multiple bruised areas.

Does that qualify for 'epic' in the fail stakes?
I could manage that walking to the shops.

Caption competition

http://www.lfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=78351&stc=1&d=1388743177

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^ "yeah, this is pedal powered too"

Sorry mate, didn't see you.

Oh wow! Is that the new Foffa car?

Is east London entirely populated by hipsters nowadays?