Epic fail

The Telegraph comments from an article on gay marriage

Best trololol on that was somebody on Independent.ie going "I have two male budgies. Can they now marry each other?"

"THEY will hump anything" haha sex obsessed or what?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25412487 firebombing a shop: You're doing it wrong.

Set himself on fire. The glee in Belfast is measurable. Strangely enough no crisp looking gentleman have been found yet. I'll get my coat, flaming one please.

No, that's quite disgusting. A huge retail fail.
At least what they could do is to give her a refund and an apology.

Family Christmas wrap

#XMAS JAMMIES - Merry Christmas from the Holderness Family! - YouTube

Ewww... just fuck off. Fuck right off. Especially about Iron Man 3. Fuck off. Fuck off. FUCK OFF!

Malcolm Tucker 1 day ago

This video makes me want to tear my ears off with pliers, stuff them into my eyesockets, then walk blindly out into the street and get struck down and crushed by a 'duck tours' bus.

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someone put £100,000 on Phil Taylor at 1/50 at the world darts championship and he got knocked out.

OUCH.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/12/kimberly-paxton/keep-your-guns-and-buy-more/

I believe every word of it, makes perfect sense.

World record attemp. Jumping through 10 panes of glass.

You just know that's gonna be good.... and it does not disappoint.

Fan poem to a major bread manufacturer:

Fan poem to a major bread manufacturer

Hovis?

Fan poem to a major bread manufacturer:

Some people would do anything for a free sample...;)

I once wrote one, it was to my local supermarket:

I love your own brand toilet roll
It clears detritus from my hole
And mops up dribbles from my pole
I love your own brand toilet roll.

doggerel..

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/12/kimberly-paxton/keep-your-guns-and-buy-more/

Is this the weapons equivalent of Ken Rockwell?

Is this the weapons equivalent of Ken Rockwell?

Hmmm, don't see it tirelessly plugging one brand of gun over another so I'm going with no.

That Warburtons thing is really inspiring. I wrote this. It took ages.

I love my navy blue mitsubishi lancer
She has poise and balance like a ballet dancer
She is a very fine car that rarely fails
And the back is large for when I have loads of stuff to take to wales
Power steering, electric windows - she is cutting edge
The steering wheel works so I don't drive into a hedge
No CD, it only has a cassette player
But I have some good tapes so I couldn't be gayer
The engine is a mighty 1.6 litre
But the car is not worth much more than my beater
Central locking is something I loves
And she has a little cupboard in the dash for keeping your gloves
Did I mention, she is an estate
Going down the dump she'll take a fair weight
On the roof there is a new ding
When tiles from my house the wind did fling
Underneath is starting to rust
A new Mitsubishi Lancer Estate is a must

Depreciation no longer applies
to a Lancer this old, that's no surprise
It's taxed with the old scheme's lower bracket
this suggests they're immune to the racket
produced by an aged wreck
of a car whose demands for repair
will have you at your bank's beck
and call for interest until all your hair
is pulled and one day you'll know
that your lancer's reluctance to go
was it's chrysalis moment emerging
as anti-money, gorging
your meagre assets
the money pit you love.

I once had a Mitsubishi carisma
I drove to a friends barmitzva
The car it broke down
I looked like a clown
I traded it for a merc, how bourgeois

My Carisma's got no style
It looks like gash but it eats the miles
For birds it's no puller
But it's relia-buller
Than Dammit's poxy Volvo

stop rhyming, and i mean it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZKA0iNvePc

No time for these rhymes.

stop rhyming, and i mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?