Epic fail

It is not for everyone sure, and it grosses most of us out. But would not this disgust be equatable to homophobia? Think of all the rhetoric "it is not natural!" seems identical.

On the one hand, you seem to really have a thing against homosexuality.

On the other, you seem to really have a thing for incest.

On both hands, your attempts to equate the two are clumsy and stupid.

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My parents are first cousins yet somehow I'm very intelligent, devastatingly handsome, and birth-defect free.

did your vestigal twin type that or was it you?

/i keeed

My parents are first cousins yet somehow I'm very intelligent, devastatingly handsome, and birth-defect free.

what about stunted growth? :P

not talking about the beard though obvs

what about stunted growth? :P

Ha, was waiting for that one.

My dad is 5'5" and my mum is 5' so I think I did pretty well to make it to 5'6".

Damn, HatBeard beat me to it and Saad smacked it down anyway...

Ha, was waiting for that one.

My dad is 5'5" and my mum is 5' so I think I did pretty well to make it to 5'6".

4'6" more like. You're not allowed to include your quiff, cuban heels, or the box you're standing on :-)

4'6" more like. You're not allowed to include your quiff, cuban heels, or the box you're standing on :-)

New Jordan's for NurseH

Listen, BQ, you're not that tall yourself, so if you bought my patented boxshoes then you'd be doing yourself a favour.

"Ooooooooh!"

Pats short man on the head.

It didn't take corporations or supermarkets, hunting by humans put paid to most of Europe's large herbivores before we had either.

It was the ice age that done that, diseases/wars kept the population down (and letting kids die when needed. I said it. Wasn't pretty) before it got to that stage. Then, farming caused loss of forest. If we didn't import food we'd be screwed in GB.

Unless we change out diet quite a bit and kick out the trawler fish boats that fark up mackerel and other stock. Anybody for mussels/quorn/mostly veggie?

On that note Collapse is an interesting and sobering read. I'm off to buy a rope to hang myself with, organic hemp of course :P

I'm sure I read somewhere that rural communities suffered fewer genetic birth defects after the invention of the bicycle, it reduced the inbreeding in villages by extending the choice of partners, like in Norfolk where two people lived together, a bloke, his wife and sister.

If we didn't import food we'd be screwed more frugal in GB

ftfy. The land area of Great Britain could support its current population if it had to, by reducing both waste and waist. If you included the territory stolen by backstabbing French when they illegally broke the Treaty of Amiens, England could easily be self sufficient.

Those damn Frenchies!

To war I say! To war!

By Engerland you mean no Wales nor Scotland, no? You'd be chugging in turnips.

Thought we were French to begin with???

We were African to begin with.

and before then?

vegetarian

^Meatist!

German.

However why let that in the way?

The South East Coast is fucked due to London prices.

Northern France is cheap and full of ex-pats already. I don't think the French would notice the difference.

We sent the 'small boats' to Normandy once, we could do it again.

Snails and frog legs FTW!

Mmmm... snails and frog legs.