Epic fail

Everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHliFMh1cg

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/07/nadine-dorries-celebrity-mp

Comments unanimously pan her. Mensch that is.

You might dislike the prime minister's policies – and that's fine – but he and the chancellor are two very likeable and good men, as well as politicians that care deeply about others, and their colleagues know it.

I sicked in my mouth.

^ and ^^ Her lack of awarenesss about what the rest of the world think, outside the westminster bubble, is amazing.

amazing.

there's a Donald Trump brain haemorrhage as well...bless

Here we go
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/trump-is-election-nights-most-unhinged-goper.html

What I love about the Donald Trump rants is his bit about having a revolution because Obama lost the popular vote but won the electoral vote.

Firstly, Obama is currently about 2.5m voters ahead of Romney (without Florida) which means he was wrong in the first place.

Secondly, the actual phenomenon of winning without winning has only happened four times in American history with the most recent being Bush's inaugural victory in 2000 when he won with 271 electoral votes but only 47.87% of the vote (Gore had 48.38%).

This means the only example, in living memory, of this "travesty" actually got a Republican into the White House.

'What I love about the Donald Trump rants is his bit about having a revolution because Obama lost the popular vote but won the electoral vote'.

Its fabulous to watch him tantrum through his hairpiece.

Isn't Victoria jackson a comedian? Could she be kidding?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/everton-naked-calendar-high-flying-toffees-1423185

PS trump is a horrible excuse for a human being. I'd love to stick a 9 iron where the sun don't shine.

I take that back.
3 wood.
I'd love to hear the agony of getting the splinters out.

I see your Braceland and raise you a homegrown

http://www.scottalexander.tv/

This is really quite hard to take in. He's like a Private Eye character, trying to rid himself of the curse of Dagenham. He makes Jedward look credible. It can't be real - I plan on spending the rest of my evening becoming more furious with every pleading word of his site I read. His abundant desperation and dislike for himself is off-putting.

Awful text too:

Successful people in my experience posse three main traits

Your gang sounds crap.

All products come in easy to use bottles

Only his kind of client needs this kind of assurance. This will be your gift to the world, Scott Alexander. We thank you most kindly. I'm so confused from trying to open them with my buried passport. Until you made them easy to use I thought I'd been calling home with the ketchup. For years bottles have stumped me, but at least I've saved a fortune on shampoo.

This unparalleled idiot couldn't have been born at a more appropriate time.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20248847

PCSO Neil Spiring is a hipster.

someone is still using armstrong in their adverts!

Maybe it was directed at him.

Dealers?

Cow & Gate: Supergroup. Creative News - YouTube

isn't come on eileen about teen lust?

worrying that they used it for an advert featuring toddlers

Come on, Eileen
I swear (well, he means)
At this moment you mean everything
With you in that dress
My thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty
Ah, come on, EileenRead more at

Come on, Eileen
I swear (well, he means)
Ah, come on, let's take off everything
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on, let's, ah, come on, Eileen, please

someone is still using armstrong in their adverts!

No longer on the roster by the looks of it: http://www.frs.com/frs-athletes

ad is still being used

Surely they are capitalising on his doping notoriety. Their are a lot of wannabe athletes/mamils who would love to feel like a real pro.

PCSO Neil Spiring is a hipster.

I think youll find hes actually harry henderson