Epic fail

What fucks me off about it is that we really don't need to kill badgers, but once the government decides to go ahead and do it, she queues up with her knife and fucking fork.

Lozls

Seems logical? If they're going to be killed regardless, fucking eat them.

Eat them, but only when suckling. Then them a crispy.

I think we should eat Brian May. Bagsy me not plucking the fucker though.

Shotgun the shotgun.

What fucks me off about it is that we really don't need to kill badgers, but once the government decides to go ahead and do it, she queues up with her knife and fucking fork.

Yeah, I eat meat, but it doesn't mean I have to eat every animal on earth.

Let's just leave the big stripy bastards alone.
She's hungry though - she's already finished eating the other fat lady.

“Either make a ham or treat it like pork - very lean pork because it's got no fat on it. Baste it properly and marinade it properly and cook it in a casserole or whatever,”

I also have it on reliable authority that Badger is both very fatty and also not very nice. Sadly I don't have a peer reviewed article to back this up although I do have it on good authority from a leading "badger-ologist"... a pers comms if you will.

Police officer treks for twenty minutes to investigate "suspicious light source" at a dogging hotspot only to find that it is the moon.

#thisnationsfinest

....the pancakes I just tried to make.

suffice to say I'm now airing my flat.

Police officer treks for twenty minutes to investigate "suspicious light source" at a dogging hotspot only to find that it is the moon.

#thisnationsfinest

The fact that we was willing to walk 20 minutes, up hill, at night, in the hope of disturbing some consenting adults is probably the biggest fail of all.

The reason you see so many badgers dead at the side of the road* is that the little fuckers think their stripy heads are legally mobile zebra crossings, which give them a divine right to step in to the road and vehicles are obliged to stop.

• do you? really? I've seen maybe one in 10 or more years of living in the sticks
  

I saw one last week

csb

in ESSEX..

a lion?

joke from the new quiz this week was somewhere along the lines of 'brian may should know how badgers feel as he's got one living on his head'.

Also taught me that an anagram of 'Kate Middleton' is 'Naked Tit Model' which i think is fucking great

You do. I have seen two today. North Herefordshire.

I probably see one a day, in Herefordshire and Worcestershire.

Someone should move it, must stink by now.

The fact that we was willing to walk 20 minutes, up hill, at night, in the hope of disturbing some consenting adults is probably the biggest fail of all.

Why did you report it then, you busy body?

girls, girls, girls

What fucks me off about it is that we really don't need to kill badgers, but once the government decides to go ahead and do it, she queues up with her knife and fucking fork.

Yeah, I eat meat, but it doesn't mean I have to eat every animal on earth.

Let's just leave the big stripy bastards alone.

Future headline:

"The Fat Lady Sings: TV Chef and Idiotic Tory Brute Dies of Consumption

Coroners link cause of death to tuberculosis-contaminated badger meat."

rep on behalf of oliver

Danny Dyer : Live Dj Set Rockafellas Night Club Pt 2 - YouTube

jeebus that is fucking awful!

Human traffick really resonated with me when it came out. I watched it again a few years later and started questioning my entire youth...

girls, girls, girls

Summer sale?

^ha!

Danny Dyer : Live Dj Set Rockafellas Night Club Pt 2 - YouTube

Came here to post the info only as I've seen the posters in Tottenham.

wish I'd gone...

Fuck me, that's an EPIC multi pea!