Epic fail

That last crossword was obviously hard.

LOLz

Me, writing angry an angry note to the fucker who stole my milk leaving me with a dry pile of Muesli this morning. I'm almost 30 and reduced to living in shitty student communal accommodation... fml.

put food colouring in the milk. Make it just that bit of a weird colour.

If they are tweeny girls, buy full fat jersey stuff. That way they might be likely to hate themselves just a little bit while they drink your milk.

Buy more milk. Wait for it to be stolen again. Buy more milk and again, wait for that to be stolen too. Then write a note and leave it on the fridge saying that you've been conducting an experiment with milk and the curdling power of seminal fluid, and that your samples keep being taken from the fridge so please stop taking them...

Or something like that, you get the idea.

Or actually spunk in the milk.

That's how babies happen isn't it?

when i was in uni my councillor suggested putting laxatives in food to stop my housemates nicking it. he was awesome.

Did you do it?

no i just sold one of the bitches furniture when she refused to pay me the money she owed and left for the summer.

euph?

I'd sell her some furniture, wahey!

she was a really shitty person, stole all of her final years work from someone else, then won a renowned industry prize with it. Luckily she was caught. there was a fair old bit of up roar at the time over it.

Link? Sounds familiar.

Damn, Pam Ayres is a bitch...

Link? Sounds familiar.

Here, no trace of her these days. Her family were quite well of as i remember so i wouldn't be surprised if they paid to have her name changed.

Knowing lfgss someone on here will know her and i'll get shouted at.

She is my wife

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

I have no wife. She is dead* to me

*intheabsenceofabody,youcanprovenothing

oh rly?

^^^^^ :) I don't know her, but I interviewed Lauren, the girl she ripped off. It's pleasing to hear she's as big a dick as I'd imagined.

what did you interview her for? i have a load of stories about her, i hope she has learned her lesson now and changed her ways, but i somehow doubt it.

oh rly?

Yes. I wore gloves and she had no fillings

what did you interview her for? i have a load of stories about her, i hope she has learned her lesson now and changed her ways, but i somehow doubt it.
Don't get caught.

i think she was caught doing it in the first year too, but was let off with a slapped wrist

She's lucky she got caught when she did, had she gone to those trade shows and sold some more stuff she could have been a lot worse off. Was she good looking btw?