Epic fail

cool starry bra

The people you're mentioning seem to be the vocal minority, sadly.

get used a lot on here

i too have heard this

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now see that i dithered over, i just picked the wrong one

I'm not bothered by your spelling, more by the fact that it was brought up and yet no one noticed. It's the same feeling I get when things don't line up with table edges.

I got the first one but I left the others for others;-)

Have you ever met someone who went to oxford who hasn't told you so within your first conversation? It's quite extraordinarily predictable that they do...look out for it.

i have met loads that went to oxford and haven't mentioned it. perhaps you just come across as someone who might be impressed by the fact. where as i drip with couldn't give a fuck

where as i drip with couldn't give a fuck

Does this come in spray form?

Dibs.

where as i drip with couldn't give a fuck

where as i drip with couldn't give a fuck

forum t shirt

i have met loads that went to oxford and haven't mentioned it. perhaps you just come across as someone who might be impressed by the fact. where as i drip with couldn't give a fuck

Haha...

EEI, need to spread some more rep

I used to yentz a girl in 6th form who went there. Went from awesome/normal to raving toff almost immediately by all accounts.

I heard there was a nice middle class boy from nice middle England, who went on a fixed gear forum and started mixing with oiks from Liverpool/Swindon. Ended up sounding like an extra from a Danny Dyer film...

this.
I grew up in oxford, both my mother and brother work there. Massive pellets, all of them. Couldn't get the fuck out of that 'city' fast enough.

To be fair I think the people I know (i.e. work with as none of my friends from home went there) don’t bang on about it and, as others suggest, only mention it if asked directly. That said I was convinced the stereotypes you hear about Oxford students would be true despite knowing differently. My preconceived prejudices were shattered the first time I went there. I’d gone to help with a rough sleeping count and turned up on a wet midweek night at 10ish. The first person I saw after I stepped onto the street was (I presume) a student walking around in top hat and tails.

Top hart and fucking tails. ffs. I’d like to say that he was the exception to the rule except I saw 4 others over the next hour.

I heard there was a nice middle class boy from nice middle England, who went on a fixed gear forum and started mixing with oiks from Liverpool/Swindon. Ended up sounding like an extra from a Danny Dyer film...

is it stringer?

What an idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_nRMerfSA

poor dog, idiot man

i hope that's fake, if not, I hope the dopey cunt broke his hand

I have this weird feeling that's not fake.

because it was you?

Allegedly.

It's horrific, but I could almost see it as some shit holywood romcom :/ I bet those two are dating now.

"Daddy. How did you and mommy meet?"

"Well son, funny story... I almost killed my dog, in a moment of cuntish stupid cruelty, and the rest is history..."

Blame the woman who called the dog. Always blame the woman.