Epic fail

;-)

I HAVE to believe she's trolling.

I have to.

I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is a werewolf, as he'd turn by now.

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What the hell's going on there!?

I HAVE to believe she's trolling.

I have to.

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read...

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What the hell's going on there!?

Busted by a little brother?

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read...

Same here, although it's equal first with every other woman's personal account of her heavy flow.

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read...

You should read the version Veronica Moser wrote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrklAipgMOE

looool

EWWW what is wrong with that girl!? You don't want to eat that stuff! Stop that! Frozen tampon.....retch

Please lord let this whole thing be a troll. Please.

I'm kind of coming round to the idea...

If it's real she's going to "turn" her boyfriend pretty soon. But not in the way she hoped.

^ ^ ^ My flatmate got given a book called how to be a woman by Caitlin Moran. She says the 1st step to being a woman is to taste your own menstrual blood. I randomly skipped to another page and it was an anecdote about her dog eating one of her used lillets.

I'll give it a miss.

I've been using chemicals to keep that stuff away from me for 5 years...I'm definitely not a woman.

Que que eu falei? Ó A MERDA - YouTube

They should sue their parents...

email 1 from Virgin media:

"As part of this upgrade, you may have seen we'll be doubling many of our customers' broadband speeds. But, because you already get our fastest broadband, we're upgrading you to up to 120Mb and giving you a discount instead. "

email 2:

"Hello there,

Oops! That last email, 100Mb Broadband Announcement, was sent in error.

Please ignore this, and rest assured current Virgin Media Cable Broadband customers will be receiving some good news about their broadband in the next 2 weeks. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

The Virgin Media team
"

wankers

My own epic fail this morning.... Trying the fit of a caliper brake on my front fork (currently disassembled). Bugger, looks as though I need to drill out a couple of holes to a slightly larger diameter.

Just as I'm looking for an appropriate sized drill bit. House mate comes in and asks if I've tried it the other way round. Yup, It fits.

Idiot.

Could'v been worse!

This probably belongs here...
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/national/9472464.Tunnel_thieves__only_got___6_000_/

So much facebook fail

http://www.happyplace.com/13075/the-50-most-brilliant-obnoxious-or-delightfully-sociopathic-facebook-posts-of-2011

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Facebook searches Amy.....
^ Ha ha ha!

I like this one:

Appeals to the spelling/grammar pedant in me.

email 1 from Virgin media:

"As part of this upgrade, you may have seen we'll be doubling many of our customers' broadband speeds. But, because you already get our fastest broadband, we're upgrading you to up to 120Mb and giving you a discount instead. "

email 2:

"Hello there,

Oops! That last email, 100Mb Broadband Announcement, was sent in error.

Please ignore this, and rest assured current Virgin Media Cable Broadband customers will be receiving some good news about their broadband in the next 2 weeks. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

The Virgin Media team
"

wankers

I got the same emails despite not being a virgin customer