Epic fail

no ticket

Not hard enough.

It annoyed me that people clapped at the end. Spontaneous public clapping is really lame.

It annoyed me that people clapped at the end. Spontaneous public clapping is really lame.

Like on fucking Ryanair flights.
You could understand if the pilot had passed out/died/jumped ship and some random passenger had to step up to the plate and save us all from a fiery death but it's kinda the pilots job to not crash and kill us all in the face with fire.
God damn mouthbreathers.

Spontaneous public clapping is really lame.

thank god i'm not the only one! People who clap for landings in planes make me laugh.

haha didnt see mechanicals post before I posted, he says it better

It annoyed me that people clapped at the end. Spontaneous public clapping is really lame.

Like on fucking Ryanair flights.
You could understand if the pilot had passed out/died/jumped ship and some random passenger had to step up to the plate and save us all from a fiery death but it's kinda the pilots job to not crash and kill us all in the face with fire.
God damn mouthbreathers.

thank god i'm not the only one! People who clap for landings in planes make me laugh.

haha didnt see mechanicals post before I posted, he says it better

I can kind of understand this especially if the folk concerned haveva phobia of flying.

The one that really fucks me off is the utter fucktards who give a standing ovation at the end of a film at the cinema. I once got set upon by a bunch of pig ignorant teenage girls because not only did I not "respek da akter an directer innit" by joining them but also pissed myself laughing at them.

Thank fuck other people don't like shit clapping at the end of a flight! I'm going to follow them to work and clap as they leave the office. Well fucking done, you worked that PC all day like a boss, here's some applause.

Although bring back whistling at the start of a film at the cinema, I say. That was good fun.

I can kind of understand this especially if the folk concerned haveva phobia of flying.

If it was some kind of therapy group flight to face the fear and get over it then fair enough clap, but applaude yourself and the other pteromerhanophobics not the pilot who has done nothing more noteworthy than that person you walked past the other day who didn't stab you to death for no reason. Infact, the pilot has a much more vested interest in not killing you than most other people as if he kills you it would almost certainly result in his own death too.

I really hate when people applaud at funerals. It's just not Christian.

It's probably them Muslims then.

Brand name fail

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Jeebus!

thank god i'm not the only one! People who clap for landings in planes make me laugh.

haha didnt see mechanicals post before I posted, he says it better

Haha - had that on Sunday night. 30 mile an hour winds, no real problems, but wheels bumped a few times. 3 or 4 random people (english people I'll bet) decided to let of 5 or 6 embarrassingly halfarsed claps.

Why bother, really? The pilot can't hear you, everyone around you now hates you, and now you're red in the face...

https://www.lfgss.com/post2572691-6156.html

Yep...

I assumed sarcasm was at work...?

Ok ok. I'll go and do some work.

Sorry i was referring to Hinatas post. Didnt think he was being sarcastic

Perhaps he wasn't. I just assumed - it seems so crashingly square peg - round hole to attempt to justify abuse in the face of such passivity, especially on a college campus.

I slipped up on the slipperiest thing known to man earlier: a banana skin atop a dog turd. The cheery yellow cloak, already the default hazard of slapstick comedy, concealed the hideous payload within, the two combining to create a bumfruit with all the traction of two opposing magnets.

Luckily I managed to avoid stacking it by 'not leaning' and escaped with smear-free attire, though my dignity will forever be skidmarked by the audible cackle of a nearby female onlooker.

^ wow. what's the odds?

statistically though, you shouldn't need to worry about either bananas nor turds for a while

sounds like you were the victim of a prankster. they could even be on this forum.

who here is know for their love of slapschick comedy?

Yeah, I've seen it on Utoob already.

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