Epic fail

Is her best friend Japanese?

Yes, and she is.

#ignoresintendedjoke

http://www.life.com/gallery/67731/gothamatic-12511?iid=home%7Ceditorspicks#index/36

Yes, and she is.

#ignoresintendedjoke

My wife is black and a woman, but I'm still a racist chauvinistic cnut. People, fucking... proper annoy me.

Some of my best mates are racists

But you're into soccer, ain't you?

No, football

I didn't know you're into American Football.

i love manchestershire unlimited, me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

Rick Perry makes me LOL!

That first sentence, said in that accent, "I'm not ashamed to be a Christian" is scary . You'd always expect that to be followed with something insane.

I imagine he's said "Squeal like a pig boy!" at some point in his life

You are having a fucking laugh.

this is coming from a man who claimed he forgot about having a 13 year affair with this woman, and when asked how many more women he could come forward about his having an affair with them (at least three have already), he said "I can't quite recall. It could be an infinite number"

I did NOT say that.

I was listening to BBC radio 4's science program 'Material World' earlier. Last week the governments chief scientific adviser was on; he said one of his greatest failing was when didn't manage to stop the government spending money on homeopathy as there is no scientific data to back up that it works.

Someone wrote in to complain saying:
"He (the chief science advisor) of all people should have known better as homeopathy is not based on science but instead its based on evidence"

You could almost hear the sound of the presenters palm cominimg into contact with his face. If you're going to write into a science program at least have an understanding of how science works.

that makes noncesense

Nonce-science?

If you're going to write into a science program at least have an understanding of how science works.

What some (quite a lot actually) people think science is about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhC04okll0

^looks rather like you kris

I took science is the high school (extended maths and physics - scored 50% though).

There's a couple in here we've seen I spend the 8 minutes giggling or wincing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZbvLY0hFA

blurted out a laugh for the final one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-CErr0VOY

whoops

^^ some good bike ones there