Epic fail

My flaming seat post this evening when the bloody camp system snapped leaving me stranded in the pouring rain whilst others scoffed down large amounts of top nosh

Camp system?

It's a method for learning how to co-ordinate your clothing with maximum panache, how to walk as lightly as a professional dancer, how to pluck the eyebrows to give you 'that' look, tips on choosing the right man-bag and generally teaches you how to be fabulous.

If your camp system snaps you cannot possibly go out in public.
You must return to your apartment immediately and listen to your Bette Midler records while weeping uncontrollably into your soft furnishings.

you have my sympathy, Spotter.

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Hello Parcelforce. Welcome to 10 years ago. Population, you.

the bloody camp system snapped leaving me stranded in the pouring rain whilst others scoffed down large amounts of top nosh

Camp system?

It's a method for learning how to co-ordinate your clothing with maximum panache, how to walk as lightly as a professional dancer, how to pluck the eyebrows to give you 'that' look, tips on choosing the right man-bag and generally teaches you how to be fabulous.

You left as waiting for 1 1/2 hours because you couldn't co-ordinate what you wore?

Respect!

I looked fabulous when i arrived though didn't i?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenwNhL1Te0

Blud clot bumba ras!

http://www.pawnation.com/2009/10/17/11-pound-dog-with-nine-pounds-of-dreadlocks/

Some clever sod's just popped a gazebo over some tramps

euph?

Calling Go Compare

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/04/the-most-expensive-car-crash-ever-eight-ferraris-in-supercar-pile-up-115875-23610157/

Crashing F355 is like smashing two of my houses together. Same cost.

two houses? flash.

Crashing F355 is like smashing two of my houses together. Same cost.

These forruns, coming over here, taking all our bungalows...

Calling Go Compare

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/04/the-most-expensive-car-crash-ever-eight-ferraris-in-supercar-pile-up-115875-23610157/

"A new Ferrari 355, several of which were understood to have been written off in the smash, can cost several hundred thousand pounds."

Oh yeah, there's a huge chance that they're brand new seeing as they stopped production in the late 90s.

How on earth do the people who "work" for that paper keep their jobs when they're a bunch of utter fucktards?

And that poor little Prius that got caught up in the crash.

Colateral damage.

It wasn't that bad, I liked Jamie Fox in it.

"Ferrari pile-up: £2.6 million mass supercar crash may have been caused by speeding, police believe"

sherlock holmes if alive and well, living in Japan then...

to be fair, it could have been a giant wasp

or an earthquake

or godzilla

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=WbSryqP0nu4

or godzilla

Lacist!

^ racist

Uh-oh. Hope my wife doesn't find out ;)