Epic fail

A customer in London refused to give us his address or phone number this week, insisting we only contact him by e-mail. I try contacting him today and get this automated response:
(Names have been removed)

"Hello, chances are you have sent your email to the wrong address. I have been receiving emails for several ****** ******'s, as they have been giving out MY address for over a year now, thinking it's theirs.
Given that they haven't been able to ever log in and check their email, I'd figure that they would eventually stop, but they haven't yet.

I'm still getting Mexican emails about software design, stuff about mountain unicycling, emails about my year old Acura, emails about Canadian Tire meetings, and responses for applications about starting a subway franchise.
So, if you're looking for the ****** ****** in Texas, Mississippi, or the one in the UK, they gave you the wrong address.

If you're actually trying to reach ME, the ****** ****** in New Brunswick, Canada, well, you'll know how to reach me another way.
Because the other ****** ******’s caused me to get plowed with spam at this address, I had to drop it and get a different one. Please take the time to update your address book.

And, if the ****** ****** you're sending to does NOT live on the east coast of Canada, don;t bother sending anything else to this address, because THIS AIN'T HIM. :-)

Thanks, and have a great day."

I get emails for a bloke living in Texas, it annoys me way more than it should. Like that guy ^

I get emails for a young lad in New Zealand, including some sexy shit from his girlfriend, rugby training emails and bank details...

It has taken a lot of restraint not to empty his account, nail his girlfriend, skin him so I can wear his teenage skin as a suit and steal his identity.
I could walk around pretending to be him and getting up to all kinds of mischief.

A customer in London refused to give us his address or phone number this week, insisting we only contact him by e-mail. I try contacting him today and get this automated response:
(Names have been removed)

"Hello, chances are you have sent your email to the wrong address. I have been receiving emails for several ****** ******'s, as they have been giving out MY address for over a year now, thinking it's theirs.
Given that they haven't been able to ever log in and check their email, I'd figure that they would eventually stop, but they haven't yet.

I'm still getting Mexican emails about software design, stuff about mountain unicycling, emails about my year old Acura, emails about Canadian Tire meetings, and responses for applications about starting a subway franchise.
So, if you're looking for the ****** ****** in Texas, Mississippi, or the one in the UK, they gave you the wrong address.

If you're actually trying to reach ME, the ****** ****** in New Brunswick, Canada, well, you'll know how to reach me another way.
Because the other ****** ******’s caused me to get plowed with spam at this address, I had to drop it and get a different one. Please take the time to update your address book.

And, if the ****** ****** you're sending to does NOT live on the east coast of Canada, don;t bother sending anything else to this address, because THIS AIN'T HIM. :-)

Thanks, and have a great day."

http://www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding.php

http://www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding.php

did he make himself in 3d for this shot?

I'm a Reverend.

http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

In the good ole' U S of Awesome, I can actually perform weddings.

Thanks, I'm a doctor now.

http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/drofmetaphysicscertificate-p-116.html

Congrats, do you feel spiritually fulfilled now?

Did you go for a Certificate of House Blessing and a Altar Server Cassock as well?

Doctor and a journalist.

http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/walletsizedpresspass-p-277.html

I get emails for a young lad in New Zealand, including some sexy shit from his girlfriend....

Pics or it didn't happen...

Epic Fail that the so called leader of the free world let's its citizens down to such an extent that they feel the need to do this: http://www.wsoctv.com/news/28270274/detail.html

Epic fail... Me...

Did not secure properly my panniers. On the way to work I did a unwanted skid, not on the road luckely, the panniers fell off towards the back then went along with the wheel under the mudgard... Lovely result...

I'm lucky I guess as only the mudgard has suffered (badly though)... Wheel is fine, panniers and contents are fine too...

If anyone as a spare rear stainless steel mudgard (Gilles Berthoud), I am after one...

Loic

ooofff! Not nice

nice pictures , sorry to hear about the skid brother but glad you were not on the road. riding on the pavement is safer..... yep.

Just before someone suggests I do cycle training, I was not on the pavement, but on a bike itinerary along the thames, between wandsworth and putney...

L

have you considered pannier training?

:-)

have you considered pannier training?

Doesn't 'scoble give lessons?

As man, you are such a disaster magnet.

Good thing all else is fine.

but as a women... ?

are you implying women are disaster magnets by default?

sexist

YouTube - ‪An unusual crash for two race bikes‬‏

class.

have you considered pannier training?

Excellent!!

hahaha I don't know who gets more rep

having to watch the new trailer for the new shitting transformers movie for work - just noticed the realease date is '7 1 11'

fuck me that's dark.

^I don't get it?