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  • Michael, remember what milk does to you sometimes ... ;)

    Only when mixed with copious amounts of fig rolls =P

  • So damn hot.

  • Gat a craving for Cornbeef Hash, might make it tonight

    Cornbeef Hash and beans FTW!

  • Nuts! i can't stop eating them. just plain nuts.. i think i am ill

    and milk, i drink a lot of milk. not too much to get worried. but a lot and semi skimmed, and organic becuase it makes me feel like i am giving something back and helping the needy drug addicted cows

    then there is pork scratchings, this is a real issue, i have gone past the point of concern where a bar snack is in my top three food items.. way past that.. i have got to the point where i carry my brand in my bag when i go to pubs in fear of being let down and paying through the ass for a ramakin of shit nuts. fking packet used to be £35p but now you charge £2.50 for a ramakin of nuts!! if you didn't serve beer i'd piss all over the place and set it on fire to show you what i think of greed!

    Franklins and The Victoria both sell freshly cooked pork scratchings.. the first with a tarragon and endive dressing.. that's a whole new level!??!

  • ^ whole new level of coronary heart disease?

  • this is true... but what a way to go! a flurry of bar snacks, sharp shooting pain and a head ache for the barman

  • ^

    I dont think i'd want my last visual/moments to be a pork scratching :)

  • ^

    I dont think i'd want my last visual/moments to be a pork scratching :)

    Greasy does, though. :)

  • "Mr Naga" Bell pepper pickled infused chicken curry = awesome

  • ^

    I dont think i'd want my last visual/moments to be a pork scratching :)

    It's my top three ways to go

    1. Hit a domestic pet on a bike at serious speed
    2. Choke on a hairy pork scratching the size of babys arm
    3. Cramp
  • "Mr Naga" Bell pepper pickled infused chicken curry = awesome

    picked a piece of pickled pepper? how many pecks of pickled pepper did my peter piper pick?

  • I want to go out like Doc from Young Guns where he's all shot up taking cover in some little stone hut and he says to Billy the Kid "Lets finish the game" and then runs out into a hail of bullets with 2 six shooters blazing while his pals escape. The soundtrack to this will be Bon Jovi belting out Blaze of Glory. Hell yeah!

    Either that or quietly in my sleep.

  • chips and tartar sauce is nice.

  • Yeah getting filled with bullets to a Bon Jovi sound track should make it on the list.. but i'd be partial to catching my head as my jets ejector seat fired off during a mad fighter pilot manuva and die in Tom Cruises arms as i pass him my dog tags to some soft rock.. Poetry!

  • chips and tartar sauce is nice.

    don't come on here with Nice! FFS Ramsey would tear you a new one with NICE!

  • haha!

  • The fat, greedy cunts!

    'Heart Attack Grill'

    A Meal To Die For - CBS News Video

  • ^

    Looks like my sort of place.

  • french toast bitches

  • It's my top three ways to go

    1. Hit a domestic pet on a bike at serious speed
    2. Choke on a hairy pork scratching the size of babys arm
    3. Cramp



    great visual

    hope no one from the pets thread reads that ;)

  • It's my top three ways to go

    1. Hit a domestic pet on a bike at serious speed

    YouTube - Sandy Casar runs over dog on his bike

    YouTube - Tour de France 2007 - Burghardt hits a dog

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