What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Scoot needs a go first before we declare winner!

Cheeky!!! Hmm I don't have an iphone which pulls down my score, also I no longer only smoke rollies, I am also no longer vegan. I no longer live in East London. I used to own purple leggings but I lost them. I am also caught in limbo between being on the dole and working in media.

SO MUCH POTENTIAL. Shall I say yes to everything that at one point in my life would have been true? I'm going to the job center to sign on tomorrow so I'll count myself as on the dole already.

I'm only teasing lady! You are the loveable cool girl. Mine was probably only so low because I moved out of London, am now only Veggie and couldn't grow a moustache despite desperately trying to ;)

Also I got straight A's in school, so I can justify dressing like a nerd ;)

do the test and get it over with

I am also caught in limbo between being on the dole and working in media.

"pretend to work in media"

RPM - 3%
Crafty Butcher - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

Awww I am dissapoint.

RPM - 3%
Crafty Butcher - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

added sumo because he wasn't going to post his result

In that case have a bearded hat...

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

Is this really the best we can do?

To be fair a hipster test based on the lyrics of a song is hardly scientifically valid.

Does dickhead = hipster? Surely the results are skewed.

I can't believe Nuno, Scoot, Sumo, Xander and Sorethorat amongst many others are less hip than me. I call bollocks.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

I see 'food himself has not shown his hand...

Is this really the best we can do?

Wanna bigger?

Leyton is to East London what Monaco is to France.

What, full of cockendz?

Lovin the faux indignation of some of you...Like you didn't know.

Go on Festus, what's your score then?

^ list failure

As an addition to the list we should have also a poll. Let people decide who's the hippest of them all.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

Anyone under 20% should be ashamed of themselves.
You ride fixiehs! get on with it.

What have I got to do to get that extra 1%, teach me oh master

grow a moustache

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
Tiswas- 3%
Nahguavkire - 38%

I did but my friends all asked me why i was going for that 'Pedophile science teacher look'

To be fair if I answered over a longer timeframe it would be considerably higher but currently it's 38%