What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Pics or didn't happen.

An actor was used to re-cerate Crispin Glover's coolnes*

*)All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Can you do one without lying please?^

Don't be a girth

RPM - 3%
Crafty Butcher - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

14%

I answered YES to 'have you been to warehouse raves' but that was nearly 20yrs ago so technically only about 12/13%

Was that before warehouse raves become mainstream then?

I'm clearly not worthy of my 30% dickhead composition. My flat is in east London but it's on the fucking Isle of Dogs. Nowt hipster down there unless I'm trending it as the new place to be. Doubt it, most people have jobs down there. I don't own purple leggings, I have no tattoos, no facial hair, I never hang around London Fields let alone take pictures of the fucking place and I don't wear jewellery. I don't own an iPhone. Granted I do all of this with a sense of mind blowing irony but I demand a recount. There's no way I'm mainstream enough to be a dickhead.

14%

I answered YES to 'have you been to warehouse raves' but that was nearly 20yrs ago so technically only about 12/13%

Same here. I was on the guest list, thus my 17% (or something).

^You fucking dickheads...

Yep, me too. My flat is actually a house. In East London.

No. In Leyton EEI.

Leyton is to East London what Monaco is to France.

14%

I answered YES to 'have you been to warehouse raves' but that was nearly 20yrs ago so technically only about 12/13%

I did as well, but I only got 5%.

Denial isn't an ex irish footballer for man city

Leyton is to East London what Monaco is to France.

Leyton Rivera?

Leyton sounds nice, Ambramovich should moor up there next time.

Was that before warehouse raves become mainstream then?

Well of course, I'm nearly 20yrs ahead of my time

Leyton is to East London what Monaco is to France.

A principality bordered on three sides?

I also technically live on a council estate BUT it's our flat

RPM - 3%
Crafty Butcher - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

I thought 27 was fine, but looking at the other names on this list I think it's a bit much!

@ Pisti

See, if you had been honest you'd be on the 60-70% mark...

RPM - 3%
Crafty Butcher - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

I only deal in FACTS

I would have got higher a year or so ago.

Pics or didn't happen.

My only yes was because I work in broadcast which I think is pseudo media. Now if it were a cunt-o-meter...

I find it hard to believe there's not one forumenger up in the 70's

Yet. Theres still Scoot and HateBread has avoided doing it