What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

He has the JOL logo moustache no?

Dalston speaks on the hipster plague

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Dalston speaks on the hipster plague

It that happens they'd have no one left to rob!

The irony is that a Yuppie is a young urban professional and I doubt any of the fuckers have jobs. Perhaps it was "thrown up" by ultra-militant hipsters who want keep the Dalston douche-baggery pure, untainted by people that earn money to pay their own rent.

The day-glo bowler hat is a made up item (sorry!), made purely for demonstrating the lengths some people go to when trying to look like spastic cunts.

A reference to the green bowler hats in Vile Bodies?

no, it's a black cable going through the rear wheel that's giving the illusion of a locked rear wheel...

Hahahaha what a fucking fail on my part there. I totally didn't see it. Fuck me I am retarded.

I know the girl who took the photo in Berlin, he's real! Not shopped.

Somebody has made him from spare parts, his legs dont fit him at all.

There's some people on here that dress like that... show yourselves!

I noticed that! What's going on there? Hmm.

My unextensive research has revealed the bike came from here:
http://www.myspace.com/stiefelkombinat

It's a vintage shop.

and he's standing over the bike while the rear wheel's locked. He's riding that fucker nowhere

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I have utterly no problem with this outfit at all. Seems pretty tame to me.

I think some of you guys would have a collective apoplectic fit if you saw me, at times.

what's with his hat?

it's a new era cap. you must have seen those before right?

yeah, I know teenslain ;)

It looks as if he's pushed the peak up at a silly angle though

I have utterly no problem with this outfit at all. Seems pretty tame to me.

Whether it is tame or not the guy still looks like a massive bellend.

I have utterly no problem with this outfit at all. Seems pretty tame to me.

I think some of you guys would have a collective apoplectic fit if you saw me, at times.

http://www.londonfgss.com/post575987-6668.html

has individual apoplectic

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Isn't Mogwai a band for aging hipsters? Or are you kids listening to them now because the 90s are the new 80s?

Thanks for that, makes me feel so sprightly.

http://www.londonfgss.com/post575987-6668.html

has individual apoplectic

That was not one of those times. That is tooling about/drinking gear with the other cyclists in Manchester. Ohh, if you think that's bad I could show you things tha'd turn your head.

Ahh, I'm almost trying to get myself insulted here. I don't really know why either.

^ hipster bandana, chrome bag, skinny jeans, lotsa black, bullhorns, blah blah..... whatever.... it's all about the red eyes.

the hipster in this is ridiculous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

That was not one of those times. That is tooling about/drinking gear with the other cyclists in Manchester. Ohh, if you think that's bad I could show you things tha'd turn your head.

Ahh, I'm almost trying to get myself insulted here. I don't really know why either.

I'll see your drinking grab and raise you this

You win Chris but I'm not sure what the contest is...

chris just wants you to call him a hipster. it's the new "do a skid," he doesn't even ride bikes anymore cause he doesn't wanna mess his hair up.

BWA HA HAA i looked at that picture after making that post. chris... there are so many things wrong with that picture. i can't wait to see you tomorrow and make fun of you ;)

I'll see your demi-formal attire with a sailor-suit.
And whilst you can't tell, there is some period specific footwear going on.

p.s. I think you win though.