What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

If it makes you feel any better, both of these are from my hometown:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/06/man-calls-911-emtwiceem-a_n_117343.html

http://www.news4jax.com/news/19133276/detail.html

Awesome! I'm from a neighboring state and can attest to the importance southerners place on food. Especially fried chicken. I would search for some Alabama food crime links but I'm afraid of what I might find...

day-glo bowler hats? please tell me you're joking.

Dante (Concrete Island), you love taking photos, proof of day glo bowler hats needed.

The day-glo bowler hat is a made up item (sorry!), made purely for demonstrating the lengths some people go to when trying to look like spastic cunts.

The day-glo bowler hat is a made up item (sorry!), made purely for demonstrating the lengths some people go to when trying to look like spastic cunts.

I sense a new trend in the making. We can get in on the ground floor if we act quickly enough....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Leaving everything else aside. Why the fuck is he wearing two watches?

Berlin time/New York time?
Planned redundancy?
Not entirely sure which is most on trend so went for the safe option?

That's definitely the least of his problems though.

^

Reckon he can't read the time on an Analogue watch but likes the look and needs the digital so he knows what time it is ... btw if you think I am making this up I knew a guy who did exactly this and he was a cunt.

Alternatively he may need to know the exact time without calculation in another time zone for his "Work" ....

Ha, like he has work! He's cycling around Berlin in the day looking like that.

In a way, fair enough, if I had a trust fund, I wouldn't work either. I'd just dress less like an idiot.

^^hottt

Is he wearing an I Love Rape t-shirt?

A bit nathan barley isn't it.

Nathan Barley is the best. ^ :D

Sartorialist?

I'm not a fan of his dirty sanchez

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Is that the wolf t-shirt that got loads of insane reviews on an online shopping website? Reviews like, "This t-shirt got my friend a threesome and cured my cancer."

I checked, sadly it isn't.

Somebody has made him from spare parts, his legs dont fit him at all.

he's just wearing his sister's jeans

and he's standing over the bike while the rear wheel's locked. He's riding that fucker nowhere

Either he has OCD and has a colour coded lock or that's just an overly fussy frame with too much going on creating the illusion of a locked rear wheel.

Either he has OCD and has a colour coded lock or that's just an overly fussy frame with too much going on creating the illusion of a locked rear wheel.

no, it's a black cable going through the rear wheel that's giving the illusion of a locked rear wheel...

Hahaha Murtle!