What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

seriously - if you make a concious decision to give money to that fat vulgar tory cocksmoker philip green, you seriously need to re-assess your priorities.
/rant

Top mans quality is rubbish but at their price its nice to buy a pair of shoes to fuck up while working, or a blazer to spill beer on...

No, no, no, that's why Primark was invented.
Topmam is like the storage for old stock
in Topshop, it was open and some escalators built so 'some people' can browse around the
less feminine clothes... doesn't mean they're for men.

It's well worth trying on a pair of carrot fit trousers in Topman just for the lolz.

No. It's. Not..

Topman do good plimsolls, I've had several pairs of them

Rubbish. Good quality is something they have no idea about.
I still have the same pair I wore for school.
Good communist product.

.bloody whoppers they are...

lies?

why, you need pics?

seriously - if you make a concious decision to give money to that fat vulgar tory cocksmoker philip green, you seriously need to re-assess your priorities.
/rant

My priority is to look good.

It's well worth trying on a pair of carrot fit trousers in Topman just for the lolz.

I do not wish to start anything here, but I have carrot shaped jeans, EDWIN for that matter.
Totally cool if you ask me. Loose cut, slim(mer) ends so it doesn't fuck about. And not carrot, carrot. Maybe a little like a parsnip. Parsnip trousers.

My priority is to look good.

jesus

The last time I had 30" waist I was maybe 13. Even when at uni, sleep deprived, living purely off corn flakes and Digestives and raving on every school night I was 32"

At 18 when I moved to London and was vegan I had a 28" waist, those where the days when I was young and pretty.

Pics or you don't even exist.

This is a horrid photo and I'm wasted but its from last week, I'm the guy in the middle and I'm crouching.

eat a fucking steak man!

^
You're worthless for Rapha.

He is a cunt 'cos he just didn't give me a job.

Phillp Green that is - not Crsih Carsh.

hahahah you just posted a photo of yourself in the 'Look at the Hipster thread'
*am older than 6

At 18 when I moved to London and was vegan I had a 28" waist, those where the days when I was young and pretty.

This is a horrid photo and I'm wasted but its from last week, I'm the guy in the middle and I'm crouching.

Marilyn Manson says: You're too fat for the industry!

hahahah you just posted a photo of yourself in the 'Look at the Hipster thread'
*am older than 6

OMGLOLZ

my sidekick looks so evil in that photo.

I do not wish to start anything here, but I have carrot shaped jeans, EDWIN for that matter.
Totally cool if you ask me. Loose cut, slim(mer) ends so it doesn't fuck about. And not carrot, carrot. Maybe a little like a parsnip. Parsnip trousers.

ORLY?

hahahah you just posted a photo of yourself in the 'Look at the Hipster thread'
*am older than 6

And you are a hipster

ORLY?

That's not carrot. Those are Jumper trousers.
It's like wearing an inverted jumper as trousers.

The last time I had 30" waist I was maybe 13. Even when at uni, sleep deprived, living purely off corn flakes and Digestives and raving on every school night I was 32"

^ I was 30" waist right before Uni. I'm buying 34", sometimes 36" now, depending how loose/tight I prefer it. I'm also 6"2' so it all looks Aaiiiiight!

uggg drop crotch never works on indigo jeans or high waist lines.

I have some black Oak drop crotch jeans that are amazing, its more subtle because they are low rise and slouchy tight.

Edwin ed-62

That's how much carrot it can get.

^ I was 30" waist right before Uni. I'm buying 34", sometimes 36" now, depending how loose/tight I prefer it. I'm also 6"2' so it all looks Aaiiiiight!

fat ass

26"

Suck it.

(However, I'm 5'8" and weigh under 10 stone)

fat ass

Holocaustic skinny bitch.