What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I can't fit into jeans I used to wear 2 years ago. There's a pair I really love that I bought 2 years ago that have finally died. I tried to buy another pair a few weeks ago (same jeans, same cut, same size) and definitely could not wear them. We're talking skin tight.

The length and waist still fit. Must be the amount of cycling I've been doing over the past 2 years.

If there was a thread - The Shit Max Writes - this could be the intro, you little twat.
Last time I've checked you're like 19y old, which means that something like 5min ago you were 15. You're still growing you fucking lamppost. Apparently your brain is not following the growth though.

^ Best LFGSS post ever...

hahahaha

If there was a thread - The Shit Max Writes - this could be the intro, you little twat.
Last time I've checked you're like 19y old, which means that something like 5min ago you were 15. You're still growing you fucking lamppost. Apparently your brain is not following the growth though.

Spot on apart from the fact Max is really Max, something like 6'9".

youtube - charles bronson kills hipsters

lol

charles bronson vid = office lols

how come all hip and fashionable people have such skinny legs? like that guy up there? i'm not particularly skinny but neither am i fat or particularly muscle-bound (i'd say i'm pretty fucking average, 5'11" with a 34" waist) but every time i try to buy trousers in even the most vaguely fashionable mainstream highstreet clothes shop i can't get the fucking things over my thighs and/or calfs. i fucking hate shopping for trousers.

I'm the same size, but I choose the gents section of Topman.

I'm the same size, but I choose the gents section of Topman.

Topman doesn't have a gents section. Fact.

you must spread the rep... blah blah. Sorry, Nuno. For both posts (Max and Topman).

I done did it for ya EEI

how come all hip and fashionable people have such skinny legs? like that guy up there? i'm not particularly skinny but neither am i fat or particularly muscle-bound (i'd say i'm pretty fucking average, 5'11" with a 34" waist) but every time i try to buy trousers in even the most vaguely fashionable mainstream highstreet clothes shop i can't get the fucking things over my thighs and/or calfs. i fucking hate shopping for trousers.

I'm 6ft 6 and a 30" waist, every thing fits me perfectly.

Sample size FTW

Lanky/Skinny twat.

Cheers. Top man makes me angry. The last time I was waiting for my wife in that shop and I was allowed by her to treat myself, I couldn't find anything remotely worth the money and/or in the mens size.

There you go again... they don't stock anything for men.

real men shoplift at matalan.

I'm 6ft 6 and a 30" waist

Pics or you don't even exist.

I'm 6ft 6 and a 30" waist, every thing fits me perfectly.

Sample size FTW

The last time I had 30" waist I was maybe 13. Even when at uni, sleep deprived, living purely off corn flakes and Digestives and raving on every school night I was 32"

real men shoplift at matalan.

Someone should rep you.

I'll do it.

Cheers. Top man makes me angry. The last time I was waiting for my wife in that shop and I was allowed by her to treat myself, I couldn't find anything remotely worth the money and/or in the mens size.

It's well worth trying on a pair of carrot fit trousers in Topman just for the lolz.

Cheers. Top man makes me angry. The last time I was waiting for my wife in that shop and I was allowed by her to treat myself, I couldn't find anything remotely worth the money and/or in the mens size.

Top mans quality is rubbish but at their price its nice to buy a pair of shoes to fuck up while working, or a blazer to spill beer on.

Some of their colabs are nice like the one with Pixie Market last F/W but they never dropped them state side.

Topman do good plimsolls, I've had several pairs of them

Real men don't wear plimsolls...

It's well worth trying on a pair of carrot fit trousers in Topman just for the lolz.

I've tried them as arm warmers.

^^I still have extremely large testicles though...bloody whoppers they are...