What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Here is Josh talking through our taster paddle of Mac n Cheese #6shadesof macncheese.

Just fuck off.

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beer in fucking ladychalices
elvesfood served on a shitting ruler
ironically festive fuckwear
pinkypointing
some self-impressed arse-sparrow taking a picture of the entire cuntival.

pity one of those dangerous fork lift trucks couldn't suddenly attain sentience and gore the lot of them into a pile of mangled meat, blood and hair with a smattering of semi digested pulled pork & kimchi samplers topped by comically placed, ethically sourced wooden fucking sporks stuck in their cold, lifeless eyes.

You don't like them one bit, do you...

Why has that bloke got novelty fairy lights around his neck?

Why haven't you, grandad?

Shouldn't we be bombing these cunts?

This tasting flight nonsense ends here. Macaroni cheese FFS.

Rep - spat my wine out

And do fifteen quids' worth of damage to Dalston?

These people are doing something new and 100% original and you stuck-up old gits are just desperately jealous. So there.

give the bitches burkhas not bombs I say, that would fuck with their vanity campaign

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Mate how are you missing the three separate references to the Sunday Sport in that post?

And you should capitalise "Sun"

all lower case when you spell the knobend's name.

Lady chalices?

merkins?

These people are doing something new and 100% original and you stuck-up old gits are just desperately jealous. So there.

you're only bloody right. again.

pinkypointing

hawkward boner

One thing nobody seems to have spotted yet is that the two people seated at the table are pajamas and DK. The photo's really from 2007.

Don't see anything hipster about this lot at all... plus beer isn't always served in pint glasses as you quite clearly haven't noticed

Lady chalices.

I have a seasonal onesie.

I have various bobble hats.

I also have a Euro craft chalice.

I am the king of hipsters.

** i don't really have a strong opinion either way on what people do / eat / wear / drink / what they drink out of / where they do it or who they choose to do it with.

yeah but pinkypointing is wayyyyy off.

Yeah but have you got a

‘Save Peckham from me’ organic cotton tote bag

...?