What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Urgghh. Taking impressionable youngsters from their families, driving out the indigenous population, destroying their lives and their history. Enough's enough...

Let's bomb Shoreditch.

Cereal Killer!

"weird beardy"
hmmm

^'Ironic' Freddie Mercury tattoo?

Whatever. ISIS fucknuts, both of them.

Whatever.Sugar Puffs, both of them.

ftfy!

RISIS Krispies

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wins

On Tottenham Court Road earlier I saw a hipster vicar. Floppy hair, beard, those flesh hole things in his earlobes, a lip piercing, and jeans and Converse below his smock and dog collar.

Either that, or a collar being appropriated ironically by a hipster.

Sadly I couldn't take a picture, so this is more 'read about that fucking hipster'. But hopefully photographic proof exists somewhere.

Not sure if I want a hipster with a dog collar or a hipster vicar, either way its given me a smile.

I saw a priest type person the other day (purple shirt, does that mean bishop?) with a green dog-collar on.
Was he colour blind, or a member of some sect I've never heard of?

http://www.chelmsford.anglican.org/faith/green-collar-campaign

http://hackneycitizen.co.uk/2015/12/03/anti-hipster-gentrification-graffiti-misdirected-well-street-pizza/

I had a look at their menu. They are lying, they are hipsters. Why? Because they say their pizzas have "hens eggs" on them. Facepalm.

Real old cockneys have sparrows eggs on their pizza.

Real old cockneys forgo that shit fo' pie, mash and eels

ftfy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/man-realises-he-is-gentrification-20151203104414

*LFGSS

the mash is a rich seam of knowing ironicism > http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/thai-hipster-opens-british-street-food-cafe-20151109103712

I’m not a hipster – I’m 46 years old.

So what--teenslain's 89 and he's a Hipster Supreme.

very few of my staff have beards

So ironic. :)

I recon I could make a fortune if I got hold of a stall in Camden Market and sold North Korean utility clothing (it's made of limestone, you know). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinylon
Hipsters would queue round the block to take selfies in front of my big militaristic mural of the Dear Leader, and I'd play a loop of the Pyongyang military parades on the biggest, loudest telly I could get hold of.

And the shop would be called "Dog Sausage"

but in Korean

Fjallraven is way ahead of you.

Ah, Yes, but do you get served really rudely by a girl in a north-koran traffic-warden's uniform, and made to sing a song about striving to achieve better yields of rice in the collective farm in order to defeat the american devils?

That's our anthem.

Where do i sign?

"Young man just got on train at Oxford Circus, gave printed card saying YOU'RE FAT to overweight girl. He jumped off. She read it, & cried.

You need more reason to hate hipsters? He was a hipster. Smartly, trendily dressed. Beard. Perhaps it was a piece of conceptual art. Wanker