What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Can't stand that Americana flash tattoo redwing bodeans diner navaho craft beer rayban bullshit

Hate is more fun when it's specific.

Wait ... I eat there... I wear those... you... you hate me!

Although to be fair I just look like Trevor from GTA 5 once you've taken him to the barbers and given him that obligatory experimental beard.

Can't stand that Americana flash tattoo redwing bodeans diner navaho craft beer rayban bullshit

lol

Meat liquor brighton road trip john goodman slickback selvedge wankers

http://www.geargrinder.co.uk/

That's just stoopid.

The Gear Grinder is only available online at geargrinder.co.uk

RETAIL PRICE | £350.00

That's not stupid, that's a ripoff.

pretty sure its a joke

It has to be a joke.

possibly not.

If they weren’t already busy enough creating advertising for some of the UK’s favourite brands, Dan Hill and Dave Buonaguidi from London ad agency Karmarama have created the world's first pedal powered coffee grinder that will fit on almost any type of fixed wheel/single speed bicycle.

that's Karmarama

Rogue ad man excuse.

Someone signed off on the costs of it.

100 revs per 14g? It'd take the average fixie poseur a month per espresso.......

Fixies would be fine, it would grind as you pushed your bike along the pavement. It's those SSers that are up the creek!

Awaiting Tester with precise details of lost Wattage.....

Once you've ground your beans and you're at the side of the road, what do you do then?

Take a selfie and send it to all your vague acquaintances who are baristas.

pop into a builders caff en route and demand they make you an espresso with your freshly ground fixiebeanz.

and order a lasagne with chips.

paging dom

From todays online telegraph thinking-man's section...

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You can see the window I sit next to in my office in that picture.

#jussayin
#didntbotherreadingthearticle

from the UD:

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

From todays online telegraph thinking-man's section...

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"Camden is cool" LOL

From todays online telegraph thinking-man's section...

Why-this-Shoreditchification-of-London-must-stop

Shocking news! Heavily arts vested guy whines about how the Al Qaida of Art/Culture/Fashion/Old stuff/Future stuff/beer/Ghost movement/Dickheads have "taken" over London. Jealous because only tourists go to Camden now. Makes mountain out of molehill, shapes it like article.
Shouldn't he also love chavs? Since they have stood the test of time and are real to their true image, like...Camden and...wow really....Borough Market.

Pram + toy etc etc