What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsND7aibvOQ

me- Guilty:

Talking about your bike
making things at home you could buy in a store

That whole symptoms list is pretty funny.

I spent 2 months in Yosemite

Good trousers!

I am convinced that had the balderdash collective seen you, they would have waved their blowtorch about, thinking you were a bear.

but you can get bored queuing for bagels and take shit pictures of moody people

ftfy

I'm slowly coming to terms with my inner hipster...
#notahipsteranymore

#selfloathinghipster
?

#toooldtobeahipster #chelseaisstyle

Good trousers!

I am convinced that had the balderdash collective seen you, they would have waved their blowtorch about, thinking you were a bear.

They would've run from the smell long before I was in sight.

#whatdoesthatmean

#chelseaisstyle

#hashtag####hasheverywhere

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hipsters-are-better-than-you-say-researchers-2013021259405

The bastard love child of Scoble and Elton John?

^ Repped

I've never met Scoble but I have met Elton John.

'Madman across the water' is still his best album.

EJ's, not Scoble's...

No way, that's 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'. :)

I like the one where he's holding a golfing stick on the album cover...
or something.

jogs on

No way, that's 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'. :)

That was Scoble's album...

Obvious cos it wasn't as good.

#whatdoesthatmean

it means him and Cliveo are Hipstersonthewing

The BLB decal sums it up. Perfect.

Hmmm... Fits the bill I suppose.

He looks alright, what fashion sins am I missing?

quilted jacket, checked shirt, shirt buttoned up with no tie (guaranteed to make anyone look like a twat), designer retro cycling shoes, FRONT WHEEL, carefully groomed facial hair, standing in the middle of the road like a twat, annoying blue trousers, brakeless, standing near baby blue shop window in a stupid way, BACK WHEEL, etc etc

quilted jacket, checked shirt, shirt buttoned up with no tie (guaranteed to make anyone look like a twat), designer retro cycling shoes, FRONT WHEEL, carefully groomed facial hair, standing in the middle of the road like a twat, annoying blue trousers, brakeless, standing near baby blue shop window in a stupid way, BACK WHEEL, etc etc

You are a twat.

I mentioned him, I already understood the bike was fecal.
As for the rest of your list, whatever, I guess looking like a twat is ok by me.

You are a twat.

repped