What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Presumably you mean what was with it being hip six years ago? I know that's leaving a fake hipster glasses shaped open goal for you to aim at...but I can't believe you've failed to notice that since then the nauseating renaissance of "nu-folk", cupcakes, cardigans, beards, vintage dresses with cute little collars, mumford and hipstagram; every other suspect corporation or peddler of gadgets, debt, obesity or pollution under the sun has been queuing up to play the gondry-esque sweet, kooky, home made "we're just like you" card in an endless deluge of vomit inducing faux naive adverts every single fucking single one of which signifies it's intent with a fucking ukulele.

Lovely stuff

Presumably you mean what was with it being hip six years ago? I know that's leaving a fake hipster glasses shaped open goal for you to aim at...but I can't believe you've failed to notice that since then the nauseating renaissance of "nu-folk", cupcakes, cardigans, beards, vintage dresses with cute little collars, mumford and hipstagram; every other suspect corporation or peddler of gadgets, debt, obesity or pollution under the sun has been queuing up to play the gondry-esque sweet, kooky, home made "we're just like you" card in an endless deluge of vomit inducing faux naive adverts every single fucking single one of which signifies it's intent with a fucking ukulele.

fucking ukulele orchestra!

Awesome. Hayles has got hipster previous:

Not sure if here or the spotted thread is best for this, but does anyone want to own up to riding home in one of these lycras last night at about 7:15 towards Deptford / Greenwich?
I'll be honest, I didn't think it a fetching choice of commuter wear.

Yup. I've seen this guy heading East along Trafalgar Road towards Woolwich a couple of times.
He seemed to be relishing in the whoops and cheers from peds.

I thought he might be onto a good thing so I got one spud out of my bibs and let it hang.
I got nothing apart from a disapproving look from a Turkish man and a withering look from a dog.
London peds can be so capricious.

fucking ukulele orchestra!

A company I worked for got ripped of by the most famous ukulele orchestra in Britain (that's me not naming them). They owed 35k. WAloadofCs.

how did a ukelele orchestra rip them off?

The 'Uke' is the instrument of runts.

You'd have to be a complete helmet to own/play one.

the lele is marketed differently to a different demography of cunts

The 'Uke' is the instrument of runts.

You'd have to be a complete helmet to own/play one.

cool - I own one, but don't know how to play.
wannabcunt?

I'll let you off ;-)

how did a ukelele orchestra rip them off?

Theft of intelectual property. Which at 35k isn't worth chasing legally.

The 'Uke' is the instrument of runts.

You'd have to be a complete helmet to own/play one.

jog on!

;-d

Friend of a friend on FB... Who would've known one guy could have so many strong looks?

Mr C is a tit

he's got a cracking tan in the second from last pic tho

Yup. I've seen this guy heading East along Trafalgar Road towards Woolwich a couple of times.
He seemed to be relishing in the whoops and cheers from peds.

yeah I have seen that fella a couple of times riding up Tooley street past London bridge station (westbound), I nearly fell off my bike the first time I saw him!

What's with ukelele being suddenly hip? It's only a "cavaquinho", a portuguese guitar.

ftfy for accuracy.

the autumn/winter 2012 range is here;

http://www.williamrichardgreen.com/collection/aw12/

the autumn/winter 2012 range is here;

http://www.williamrichardgreen.com/collection/aw12/

The writing in the 'about' section of the website is awful.

propa

Yikes

Apparently it "isn't boring, pretentious, or ridiculous". I beg to differ.

What's with ukelele being suddenly hip? It's only a redneck guitar.

Tune-Yards is brilliant:

tUnE-yArDs - "Powa" - Bonnaroo 2012 (Official Video) - YouTube

Does look like a bit of a hipster though, I admit.

propa orange suit

safety first

The Bucket - The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra - YouTube