How can you skid / How to do skids / skidding

you had no reason to look at this thread

One day I'm going to smother you all to death in your sleep using nothing but my stomach.. not one by one either.. all at once..

you're going to use more than one stomach ? ;-)

surely skidding is easier if you're heavy?

maybe not. I suppose.

stomach is an internal organ... how the fuck do you smother people with it?

stomach is an internal organ... how the fuck do you smother people with it?

by eating them.

you had no reason to look at this thread

I look at all threads.

stomach is an internal organ... how the fuck do you smother people with it?

Alright smartarse, what do you call the front part of a human then?
The bit below the ribs and above the cockorflange? The 'belly button field'? What?

Hah hah hah, sry but thats funny

by eating them.

Top notch idea. Prepare the tomato sauce!

abdominal muscle?

and flab around abdominal muscle??

Yeah, I'll stick with stomach.

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Why do we say stomach ache, when we could just reduce it to stomache? Nothing adds up anymore.

Why do we say stomach ache, when we could just reduce it to stomache? Nothing adds up anymore.

Talking of bodily mis/function, teething ! You never told me about the facking teething !! Everything within reach goes straight in the mouth, incredible, everything, I have deep deep gum marks on my knuckles !

When people say they're having teething troubles with their new bikes, do they mean the rear hub produces pale frothy poo?

I've had cranks produce pale and frothy poo..

When people say they're having teething troubles with their new bikes, do they mean the rear hub produces pale frothy poo?

They mean they cannot get the whole bike in their mouth.

I've had cranks produce pale and frothy poo..

That didn't come off the cranks, check your shorts.

Just rub a bit of Bonjela on them.

Just rub a bit of Bonjela on them.

On Hippy's cranks ?

sigh If you must.

frothy poo immodium ?

How fat are you?

I'm a lithe, agile, petite, pure muscle fine specimen of the human male, unequaled in this country and most likely the world.