East Beers - Wednesdays - The Chesham Arms E9 6DU

My crippling turned out to be a broken leg. But seen as though it a special occasion I'm gonna devise some way to allow me to roll over there next Wed, might even knock up a guinness cake and make it a bake off since I've got a fair bit of free time on my hands now.

Shiiiiyet. That's hard luck dude. Guinness cake = win, however.

My crippling turned out to be a broken leg. But seen as though it a special occasion I'm gonna devise some way to allow me to roll over there next Wed, might even knock up a guinness cake and make it a bake off since I've got a fair bit of free time on my hands now.

Ouch, Josh, how bad is it? Hopefully a simple break? Won't see you there but get better soon!

How you gettin about these days Ollie?

Feet, feet, bus, bus!

going by foot can be dangerous.

Tell me about it!

I expect that's how Idonothing broke his leg.

does any one go to easts any more is it worth turning up?

Yes it is.

no it's not

tis tis tis!

if you can handle a drink with mortals, then yes it's fine, however....just remember that SuperHeroes (of all denominations/faiths/ability) don't drink on wednesdays anymore. The superhero schedule is pretty tight, and as they only get one evening off (due to new SH legislation) they tend to spend their time thrashing at each others balls with long sticks.

It's only half past one, have you been on the sauce already?

She has a point.

My crippling turned out to be a broken leg.

Should you not open a new forum account?

IBreakLeg and Oliver can be IFallOver

Runs for door.

You as well?

Imported Sainsbury's Red label tea.

Oliver can be IFallOver

Ah, very good, there's even a nice phonetic play there.

Runs for door.

Why? Because you worry I might give you a hug for a joke that's right up my street? ;)

• Sauce de la jeunesse de votre corps = Upper Clapton tap water.
  

It's only half past one, have you been on the sauce already?

Sleepings cheating!!

Sauce de la jeunesse de votre corps = Upper Clapton tap water.

Dammit, Oliver. How many languages do you speak? I'm still trying to learn Cockney.

I only speak German and English well and have a bit of French, plus smatterings of various others (but can't really speak those). And I don't speak Cockney, or know any other accent, for that matter.

(It's not at all unusual for people from Germany to speak several languages--the education system is/used to be (it's being worsened, and I don't really know what things are like today) a lot better than here, and if German is your first language, that also facilitates learning other languages a good deal.)

if German is your first language, that also facilitates learning other languages a good deal.)

Because they will all be a lot easier?

Dammit, Oliver. How many languages do you speak? I'm still trying to learn Cockney.

Dale, where's you bin? Haven't seen your boat down the rub a dub for donkey's.

yeah, get yer aris down the nuclear for a nothing* and a fat bloke**.

• I made this up - it is an abbreviation for "nothing rhymes with pint", because I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with "pint". To be honest I feel, as a bit of rhyming slang, that it may have its drawbacks.
  
  

** I made this up too. I'm sure there is rhyming slang for "smoke" but I cannot be bothered to look it up.

You guys are going into the advanced lessons now. I'm still in the early chapters.

I hope to make it this week for the birthday celebrations. It depends a bit on weather and also if I get my shit together ahead of time. I fly out early Thursday morning so I'll need to pack and sort things out before Wednesday if I go to the pub.