Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

agreed

nah should be fine, definitely wont snap at any point

You'll be seeing more early 0teees 26'' fixed bike conversions. I'm sure of it.

Not bikes but...

That seat post is rediculous...

Don't look at my Saracen when I put it on Current Projects then, or my Azonic. Both have custom 500mm+ seatposts

500mm? How tall are you?!

And I like the excuse of the owner:
This bike was built around 3 months ago as a project

6'1" and forcing 14" jump frames to do things they weren't designed for.

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must be a joke, r....choice/value of components and lock are just crying out spoof

I doubt that is an intentional joke. expensive parts looking all mismatched and silly. A terrible lock badly used - *it screams Japan*.

^This.

6'1" and forcing 14" jump frames to do things they weren't designed for.

lovely background, MT, where is that?
oh, and there goes your bike in anti- thread... ;)

lovely background, MT, where is that?

Shot on Brocas Meadow with Windsor Castle in the background

Shot on Brocas Meadow with Windsor Castle in the background

Weirdly, your shadow suggests:

From bike porn...welded by Picasso?

reminds me of a miniture poodle trying to hump something

**miniture? **how big are the poodles you've seen?

I think the one on the front page is real....."special"

I've seen this frame in the flesh - belongs to a yankee pro Ironman who did IM China a few years ago - he was parked by me in transition. fwiw, he was caning it like he stole it when I saw him on the bike leg.

From bike porn...welded by Picasso?

It's a Starfuckers frame - The SHORTYFATZ - , from Japan.... from Japan, got it??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2498/3803862842_e086a552c2_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4174025032_20df6b4ba8_b.jpg

**miniture? **how big are the poodles you've seen?

Poodles come in 3 sizes, toy, miniature and standard. Normal poodles are actually quiet big smart dogs, its just the that their owners are idiots and give them terrible hair cuts.

What does a big poodle look like 'au naturale'?

It looks like a fucking sheep. Do the owners trim the poor thing's entire body? It's so smooth.

It's a Starfuckers frame - The SHORTYFATZ - , from Japan.... from Japan, got it??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2498/3803862842_e086a552c2_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4174025032_20df6b4ba8_b.jpg

Ahhh. From Japan. Pyschological anaesthetic shift

I've ordered 50!

Poodles come in 3 sizes, toy, miniature and standard. Normal poodles are actually quiet big smart dogs, its just the that their owners are idiots and give them terrible hair cuts.

Looking at these. Either way, the third size in the breed is ridiculous. (Going on relative proportion of scale)

Poodles come in 3 sizes, toy, miniature and standard. Normal poodles are actually quiet big smart dogs, its just the that their owners are idiots and give them terrible hair cuts.
And in this picture the toy dog is so small you cant see it...

When our miniture humped things, he used to curl its bum in such a way that it looked like he would snap his own spine.
So that bike looks like its humping the front wheel!

Toy poodles are soooooooo cute!!!

If my calculations are correct. Pretty fukin sure they are...

http://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=1266&pictureid=7679

It's a Starfuckers frame - The SHORTYFATZ - , from Japan.... from Japan, got it??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2498/3803862842_e086a552c2_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4174025032_20df6b4ba8_b.jpg

Whats with the vertical dropouts?