Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I prefer his chocolate.

soooo bait
http://www.sellesanmarco.it/imgDettaglioZoom/user_images/prodotti/vintage/WONKA/267C059-Concor-Wonka-01.jpg

(On a Marketing POV) Isn't it the same intention of a saddle with Eddie Merckx embroided on? ; )

From German Ebay:

trendy bikes???

Apparently so. Germans are always a few years behind when it comes to fashion, as Oliver can attest. :P

shocking stuff

From German Ebay:

I could imagine it being ridden by Lee of Silicone Valets

And a self-explanatory spoke card

Invisible chain... Porn™!!!

as a lo pro and new paint job...if only

can anyone tell me what is going on with the front dropout?

er, negative bend risers? or just weird angle.

thats the colourscheme for french exchange students in the 80's

fucking hideous then and no better now

Kevlar? Is it a standard issue tt bike for police in let's say Johanesburg or Rio?

Now i know what i can ride back home!!! Not just for our clothes, but now for our bicycles too!!

can anyone tell me what is going on with the front dropout?

looks like the orange bits are photoshopped on.

looks like the orange bits are photoshopped on.

i don't know if this is being serious...i saw a close up photo on pedalconsumption or something that i can't find now. anywayz, they are not photoshopped on.

ah, found it.

They are just the standard Globe Roll dropouts by the look of it.

Look at the Globe site for more info "Globe specific bolt-on front and rear hubs curb thieves looking for "free" wheels"

fair do's, best shut up !

I like that Joker frame, anyone has a photo of a proper (geared) build ?

meanwhile, for the Mash Hating Appreciation Society :

meanwhile, for the Mash Loving Appreciation Society :

^want!

hehe, yumm!

Best thing in this thread - FACT!

I think I need an anti-porn bike... A really, really fugly one... Just for summer like...