Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It looks sad

Why, oh why did i have to be reincarnated as a Unipack!

Why, oh why did i have to be reincarnated as a Unipack!

Sorry to be an ultra noob but what would be the definition of "unipack" ?

This is what my handle bars looked like when i came round a corner at speed one day... So you might find that this is post crash!!!

Sorry to be an ultra noob but what would be the definition of "unipack" ?

Just Google it.

'What's an Ultra noob?'

Sorry to be an ultra noob but what would be the definition of "unipack" ?

The epitamy of evil bikes!!!! UniCrap or newly rebranded Create-a-headache!!!!

EVIL!!!!! EVIL!!!!

Cheaply made bikes, made to look like custom* hipsterfixxieskidder™* bikes.

I'm probably about to get shouted at for re-posting but......

I'm probably about to get shouted at for re-posting but......

^ Give that a downtube, take away the folding bit, make it a proper sized frame, add some SPDs and it would be a good courier bike, by the looks of it.

small wheels, too much extra metal, would be heavy. Disc brakes, really?

If it's aluminum then it's fine. The wheel size is fine as long as the gearing is sufficient.

Disc brakes rock.

its good to see they tried more than one look. unfortunately none seemed to work

then theres this one

and best of them all I think has to be this one....

you have to love the wheels

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck.

If it's aluminum then it's fine. The wheel size is fine as long as the gearing is sufficient.

Disc brakes rock.

True, and yer, Discs do rock. Not sure why I thought you wouldn't want them... can't remember now :-/

its good to see they tried more than one look. unfortunately none seemed to work

then theres this one

and best of them all I think has to be this one....

you have to love the wheels

You have to admire the lengths they went to to hide its uglyness by finding matching bags and shoes to hide it behind.

Not sure why I thought you wouldn't want them... can't remember now :-/

Horses for courses. One of the reasons I have no brakes and a fixed wheel is the low maintenance involved. I ride my bike all day every day and I'm glad all I have to do is keep my chain in good nick.

You have to admire the lengths they went to to hide its uglyness by finding matching bags and shoes to hide it behind.

It almost worked though, I only just noticed the awful mudguard on the black one, slyly hidden by the bag.

it's amazing how easy it is to ruin a good bike

I'd love to see transcript of that person's chain of thought. Be like something out of one flew over the cuckoo's nest...

it's amazing how easy it is to ruin a good bike

Leaving aside the question of whether that frame could ever build into something nice, I'm sure it wasn't easy to make it look that bad; pretty much every component needs to be changed to make it acceptable.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck.

Superprecise designed those bikes... Oh, Josh! Cat... Bag... Out of...

it's amazing how easy it is to ruin a good bike

Bigger chainring, job done... Looks like a fun bike... You freakz...

the seatpost has a way of throwing the geometry completely, but I'd say new stubby stem, change the crank but the size seems fine for how it's ridden and for gods sake get all matching purple....my brother just bought the right pedals! (no neon green, blue and red)

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