Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^hilarious Fail^^

I reckon it's a kid making that website.

i fear it is a twenty something hipster.

That one sorethroat posted ^^ is one of the most disgusting bikes I have ever seen. I cannot even bring myself to quote it.

Bleugh.

That website is a shocker.

'Looking for the perfect new fixie wheel? Fixed gear white walled tyres? We have tried to get together all the products available to the fixedgear biking spider and weed out the good fixed gear wheels and tyres - hopefully here you will find something to finish off your current bike project! DIY Fixies for the win. Our current hot part is the white walled fixie tyre, absolutely love them.

When you get new tyres remember they will be grippy as for the first month, good for uphill, troublesom when fixedgear downhill non breaking. Don't go strait down an epic hill with brand new tyres on your fixed gear cycle. Wheels however, hell you might as well take them out for a decent free ride, new or not they should get you from a to b in style, at speed and with a huge smile, if they don't then return those circles!

Although White walled bike tyres are getting cool amongst the fixed gear society there are other colours available - red cycle tyres are hot on red/black bikes if you ask us!'

I can't work out if the composer of that drivvle is either incredibly shit at writing or English isn't their first language. It is the strangest writing style I've ever seen, like a mixture of excitement and having no idea how to construct a sentence.

What a mess.

Oh the bikes are shit too.

i like the fact he calls aerospokes 'five spoked fixie rims'. Absolute genius. Its got to be a kid.

*buying a fixed gear bike for sale in the uk is a great thing to do - they havent reached their fever pitch of cool here yet, they have been big around the world and couriers tend to love them but in the uk the movement behind fixedgear's is developing day in day out. Ride around the city on a fixed gear and you will see what i mean, they are excellent conversation starters and if you find some others riding fixed-gear bicycles then you can trade tips and ride together. *

hahahahahahahah!

[QUOTE]they are excellent conversation starters and if you find some others riding fixed-gear bicycles then you can trade tips and ride together

hahahahahahahah![/QUOTE]

You might laugh, but this seems to be a pretty good description of the londonfgss community*

**Private Eye, here I come *

Ha!

*

The paint job on this fixed gear bicycle is so well done - no wonder a dude is photographing the bike

• 
  

from www.fixedgearbiking.co.uk bike porn section....

Gotta be OOL's or one of his mates sites. HAS to be

You might laugh, but this seems to be a pretty good description of the londonfgss community*

But i wasn't laughing at that... still, true *"...I'm thinking of buying a Vigorelli but I'm not sure what size, can someone please (with a brain) do some research, maybe google it and pass me the info... thanks. Ride fixie..." *
hmmm.... yes, it's definitely happening here.

haha!
http://www.fixedgearbiking.co.uk/blog/2009/10/single-spoke-single-speed-bike/

hahaha

.... (tOOL of the year)

Weapons!

ok.... now this is too much:
(sorry for being long but do read this... beyond belief)

*It's important to have the right gear when your biking, ultimately fix gear biking has been quite a popular movement and parralel to that is a number of bike riders who ride irresponsibly. This is not fixed gear bike riding, which can be a safe fun experienece for anyone. We would recommend not removing back breaks and wearing proper safety gear such as bike helmets and maybe even protective pads!

Free riding is part of the fixedgear movement no doubt, but especially if your a bicycle messenger or courier you will know drivers tend to have a habbit of not necsessarily agreeing with the spirit of a freerider. Don't get caught out and end up in hospital, get some decent cool gear. Biking gloves are another one which splits opinion - should you avoid the excess few grams or go down the mountain biker route and stick some protective gloves on?

Bike accessories covers everything from bike racks for your wheels to cycle pouchs, gloves, bike covers and other random touring accessories. If you haven't yet got yourself a fixed gear then get one now - fixed gear riding is second to none! Ride free ride fast ride fixeeeeeeeeeeeed gear people! *

He can't spell for shit either

this

is their front page...."fixed gear bikes"

i've a strange feeling that's one of tynan's boredom projects. the evidence is all there, especially the monospok.. lovely subtle touches that you're seeing as horrific travesties - surely they're all in-jokes?

come on guys....!

Annd they sell Unipacks, what else could you want.

it's a truly brilliant site if you're a "fix gear" geek already.. check the bike porn section.... hilarious!

it's all stuff that's been taken the piss out of on here at various times - got to be tynan, if not someone / some people from here.

"fixed gear riding in the united kingdom" - ha!

too much good stuff... whoever did it, well done.

haha!
http://www.fixedgearbiking.co.uk/blog/2009/10/single-spoke-single-speed-bike/

from the youtube comments

it's real mate, that bike belong to a mate called Lee in London.

http://www.fixedgearbiking.co.uk/blog/2009/10/nice-blue-fixie-rims/

=

http://www.londonfgss.com/post627920-376.html

tynan.