Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

If I would own one I would give it to the lone wolf!

I love it. It haz more spokez than my bike right now

I've just realised the genius of 'not-a-polo-bike'.

Anyone whos used rollers indoors, will be aware of two problems.
1) Overheating - Solved by patented fan wheels
2) Cost of resistance units - Solved by adjusting the angle of attack of the paper blades.

A true creative genius is often mocked by his peers initially.

sorry if this a repost...but the mind boggles

Oh dear, where to start?

hahahaha, I'm not even going to comment on that...

^^ Repost from quite early I believe. The owner has a whole collection of pengtastic bikes in puke colour schemes & spokey dokeys.

It's a time share between Barbie and Batman on the odd days.

I can't look at the bars without getting pissed off.

his other bike, probably a repost too. dropout fail...unless i'm missing something

Hahaha WTF???

Vertizontal dropouts.

nope. is there a point to it? move the wheel in drop out for lo-pro adjustment?

Fuji Lo Pro - prototype:

And more tasteless stuff:

Oh, I know someone with a bike nearly the same as the following;

The person I know has fancy modern corima track frame, but with super wide flat bars like this. DX pedals, no straps or rear brake. Horrible cheapo cranks and wheels. (no offence to the man but its such a bad setup)

what's wrong with the feather other than obligatory 'spok?

from www.fixedgearbiking.co.uk bike porn section....

A fixed-gear bike in its natural urban environment, this bike is far from weak

Regardless of the cute little pattern on this trackfixie bike its got hot red wheels!

The seat stays and forks on that horrible bike above look out of proportion

Cannondale track

poc*

The seat stays and forks on that horrible bike above look out of proportion

The point I've been making all along about Cannondales, of which this is but a repainted example.

...and they´re reposts. both.

Originally Posted by sorethroat
The seat stays and forks on that horrible bike above look out of proportion

I love that frame, but only its original blue.

That website is hilarious, the comments on the bikes in the porn section are cringeworthy.

This Yellow fixed gear bike almost made me wee a little

Pretty in pink? This fixie is sweet

The wheels on this bike are so hot!

If the americans developed a strong stealth fixedgear bike this would be it

Nike Air Force Fixed Gear Bike - Just fucking do it

Yellow only works on bikes, not lamboghini's

The Sickest fixed-gear-bike I ever saw Dribbles (the sickest fixed-gear-bike he ever saw is bellow, may be a repost though.)

sorry about the reposts. i am just kind of mystified at this person's attempt to pass all the photo's on that god forsaken site as their own. par exemple:

which is obviously not theirs. every single photo has fixedgearbiking.co.uk! superimposed on it, someone should sue them.

slack chain.

every single photo has fixedgearbiking.co.uk! superimposed on it, someone should sue them.