Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

That's a winner

LOLz :)

The ultimate Hipster Steed.

wow

Pengy meep!

i must admit i liked the frame in this graphics when i looked at their site.... just how lost am i?...

Don't know if reposts...

That very bike hangs on the wall in Pinarello's shop in Treviso. I seen it I have. It is lust.

We haven't seen class like this in here for a little while - I don't think I could possibly tire of this one...

^ yep, real value in that one... takes your eye on a journey of Pengey discovery.

Do you think they may have weak cones in their eyes, only see in black and white maybe?

Do you think they may have weak cones in their eyes, only see in black and white maybe?

Very unfortunate that he was unable to get a matching top tube dangling bag in red vinyl. As you suggest, maybe the rest of the bike had sent him blind by that point?

Sadly, it's in a different league to pengy. Despite the insane colourscheme it at least functions as a bicycle, and in different colours it might be an alright bike for it's purpose. That's where pengy is the don of this thread. There is simply SO MUCH wrong with it on every single level that I honestly don't think it'll ever be bested. Makes me laugh even thinking about it, ohhh the pump BEHIND the seat-tube what joy!

It's pretty fantastically bad though, a good 8/10 on the pengification scale.

That's a winner

Is it a mobile urinal on the front? You know, with all those bottles you'd need to go for a pee quite often.

I love that in addition the the half dozen bottles, rack thing, two dangling bags, tt bars and... baby changing table...the owner appears concerned enough about weight shaving to have drilled his cranks and chainring into swiss cheese.

I love that in addition the the half dozen bottles, rack thing, two dangling bags, tt bars and... baby changing table...the owner appears concerned enough about weight shaving to have drilled his cranks and chainring into swiss cheese.

Ah, but he fills all the bottles with helium so more obsessed with weight that you might think.

Although would the helium offset the weight of the bottle and rack, mmmm.

Is it a mobile urinal on the front? You know, with all those bottles you'd need to go for a pee quite often.

You know sometimes serious Triathlon types have to wee themselves a little bit? Not with this bad boy, mobile bed pan on the front.

You know sometimes serious Triathlon types have to wee themselves a little bit? Not with this bad boy, mobile bed pan on the front.

do they poo themselves too, or would that be taking it to far?

One way to ruin a very nice frame;

spotted in Seoul.

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...as ridden by Joey Deacon

One way to ruin a very nice frame;

Blame the parents

Frame is horrible imo. Nice geo, horrible paintjob