Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

My personal favourite

It's keeping me entertained in the office as I while away my notice period

(OT: I was told that's the reason that Sturmey introduced the NIG hubs; apparently the old coaster brake hubs could lose braking if they slipped into neutral though maladjustment, and one US maker specced a load of their cruisers with them as the only brake...)

That poor fucker at Millfield is going to look at his stats and cry with joy at the sudden sharp increase in visits to his wonderful website "finally I'm going to shift some of this shit!"

I feel like someone should tell him to stop before he repaints any other slightly chipped Merckx frames

Ideally he'd join the forum.

That's not too bad, better than another boring 'stealth' bike

There are better ways to add a splash of colour, especially on a £10K bike. It's from Bespoke (obviously).

... that is an absolutely fantastic-looking bike, not sure why that'd be on this thread.

Red tyres are too much, otherwise it's gud.

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What even is half of that stuff? Is that white thing a projector?

Mini projector, amp, speakers, airless tires. 32 kg.

What’s the laser device on the other side?

While we’re on the subject of gold bikes...

Edit: So maybe I’m wrong on this, the BMX world seems to be mighty excited about it. I still think it looks $$$hit.

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Car porn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Scraper bike?

Kenda tyres, gear lever that seems to serve no purpose are enough to land it in here imo.

The one piece crank and the pedals look like cheap shit to me but are probably the kind of thing old school bmx nerds wank over and those wheel are pretty nasty but I know they are held in high regard by the aforementioned nerdlingers.

Lewl

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vaguely familiar

That's nothing, have you seen this one? even worse I think

That looks very much like a Russian living room. Full of taste.