Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Skidding my way in to Anti..

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Sick functionality, but a bit off

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Nice cloven hoof saddle

Looks like the Devil's bike. Cloven hoofs and horns and all.

So you would ask why the heck stick unnecessary brake lever to a biek, it doesn't even add a grip. Visual aspects? Nah mate.. Look at the second pic.. And yes it's Mielec

Two brakes on your fixie biek is win all the way. There's nothing else to like about it, but at least the child who chose all the other HHSB accoutrements is showing signs of growing up :)

Was ever riding a fixie on the streets about being a grown up?

I know some very old men (yes, even older than me) who have stuck with fixed for their daily driver since the time when the two choices were fixed or single freewheel. The simple utility of fixed was a thing for over a century before hipsters think they invented it.

One of the wheels is the wrong way around, therefore definitely anti.

Pretty HHSB apart from the cockpit.

Oh c'mon you exactly know what I mean by my question :)

We as well missed the fact that tire is the wrong way or the hub is a flip flop and people doing promotion pic's just don't pay attention to details like that. I'm just a big anti fan of this biek.

I can't find any other anti porn bike pic, sorry.

I can't find any other anti porn bike pic

Don't worry, you did well with this one, you just picked on the one feature which isn't anti in your commentary :)

Have we had this here yet? Perhaps it's a blast to ride (?) and the top tube I guess is designed to be useful for carrying but my god it fuglesome. That said, I can't stop looking at it.....

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1782586528/wire-brake-a-new-way-to-stop-your-bike thank god this didn't get funding.

Not the first kickstarter to be based on something Bikesnob has taken the piss out of, and probably not the last.

Have we had this here yet?

I've heard this before, but I honestly don't think it looks that bad. Especially with the way they painted it. But I can see where you're coming from.

Well I have to say I recoiled at first but then couldn't stop looking at it, then it started to grow on me slowly...

Bars and stem seem to be at war

Rancid

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These are my favorites. So much thought and effort has gone in to create such a unique machine. I'm sure the owner couldn't give a toss and perhaps somewhere in there is an idea that works, it's just lost in the other failures...

That’s a white saddle and 700mm risers away from awesome.

This beauty ... a recumbent with a roof!

And you could buy it ...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Recumbant-bike/132388239447?hash=item1ed2f43857:g:sWYAAOSw9hdZ~0jY

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Reminds me of this classic:

A roof...but no mudguards.

We’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

Basic diyer there, much worse examples can be found in sheds all over.