Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

BB shell is variable height as you cant move the seat.

Nicely spotted.

WTF? Why is this a thing?

BB can lift up for when you ride down stairs.

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Ooh...horrid!

repost?

Wrong thread.

Very much the right thread

My favourite Mario 2 level.

I think you'll find it says "colnago" along the stem

Stems... which have been anodised pink.

Topical:

I think my sarcasm went amiss there.

Not far from a rad hhsrb machine tbh. I'd ride that.

This ain't that bad

Agreed.

Do you not have eyes? It's fucking hideous.

Different wheelset and it would be fine

I came across this yesterday:

That's wood covering that frame.

Maybe ratting his bike by cunningly disguising it as a cardboard box/deciduous forest?

Yes, fine if you ignore the following.

Yellow tyres
Spacer stack
Pink spacer stack
Mistmatched spacers
Valve caps
Red valve caps
Pink bar tape, finished with blue electrical tape
'Bling' gold bits on saddle
Layback post with saddle all the way forward on rails
Chain tensioner keeping the chain at tension liable to cause death

So you're pretty much left with the frame, which is too small.