Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Stem/bar why, just why...

looks more like a dildo than a handlebar. such a shame as the rest of the bike looks stunning

Slam stem, rise bars, change pedals and saddle and would ride.

Basically, make it OEM.

Was that on here for sale?

golden accents

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What's up with the texture of the seat and chainstays? reminds me of badly executed diy bamboo bikes...

it was made for someone for the london red hook crit, Colin Strickland iirc. It looked just as bad in the flesh.

Also I thought that pink cinelli was a kids bike when the page first loaded. The ones with the streamers off the ends of the bars.

cunts with shit bikes and wanky kit

They'll fit right in at Red Hook then

as the guys above already put it :)

In other news, turns out there's a new Foffa in town!

http://cornomarrone.com/

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They should really have some front brakes on those fixed bikes they're selling.

as you can see in the window, his back aint very flexible at all. ;)

nah, I'm sure it's mostly very experienced riders buying these ;)

looks like spray-painted thick decals not removed to me.

Yeah, you're right. I mean they will only ever be on the track anyway.

Exactly, or ridden in red hook competitions.

But seriously, the business model (if you wanna call it that) is kind of genius from an economic perspective. You buy cheap bikes, take off most of the parts, sell the bikes at ridiculous prices to people who are tricked by your marketing and sell the parts elsewhere. In case of that gary fisher bike their profitmargin must be close to 1000% (if they ever sell it) since I don't think they paid more than 20 Pounds for the original bike and maybe another 30 Pounds for a rattle can + some shitty parts.

p.s. as for the 780GBP Bianchi, it's not even clear whether it is the entry-level gaspipe Bianchi they claim it to be. Could just be any POS bike painted in celeste...

This has written foffa all over it...

How long till someone starts buying dirt cheap used foffas, reattaching derailleurs and selling for £££ ?

The Menace

eBay delivers once more!

That bike looks like Sandy Toksvig

What on earths going on with the bb area??

Edit: just realised its upside down!

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