Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Cx suspension fork?
Looks odd...

Cx suspension fork?

No, it's designed for commuters.

Foffa mk2

http://www.rollquick.co.uk/carlton-tour-de-france-fixie-track-bike/

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No, it's designed for commuters.

Is it bad that I want one...

under hard braking does the fork unfold?

That's automatic anti-dive; a feature, not a bug :-)

The axle path looks horrible, at full compression I think the trail must drop to zero.

Ze Germans are still making linkage forks along slightly similar lines to the old Amp F3, but with the linkage geometry tweaked to optimise axle path and anti-dive characteristics, I think their anti-dive uses the effect of brake torque on a non-parallel linkage more than relying on tyre reaction to force the fork into its long-trail position

Ernesto does a 180.

Pure desecration

Even the spoke pattern on the rear wheel is visually offensive.

this may just be of some interest to @Thrust
haha!

Aye, I bought that frame.

Have puked mucho looking at that atrocity of a build. Thank god I actually have some taste.

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Go home Bressan, you're drunk

Is that a rainbow catcher? B-)

^ Is like dream catcher?

what's that frame name? festka? That bike is so funky, it must have been put together by an art student or graduate. i would not say no if i was offered it.

^ Is like dream catcher?

For rainbows.

I'd politely say thank you and then head down to Halfords for some rattle cans asap

Shit I think I meant dream catcher! :-S

This offends me.

Very, very fat rider?

Quick fat?