Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

am i wrong liking those monocoque cheetah's ?

^^^front brake pads.......

Knock yourself out. Seriously.

Tiemeyer, lotus, litespeed, zipp... You sure about that?

I got a 'soft' spot for these...

The frames are beautiful (especially the Cheetahs) but all his builds are anti. As is hoarding.

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/1397850_10152473831924343_1171946889252385120_o.jpg

from DD faceook

Is that a chain pull tensioner attached to the mech hanger?

It looks like faux bolt-on track ends attached to a road frame, with chain tugs on the faux track ends.

all his builds are anti. As is hoarding.

'zackly.

It rides incredibly though, Win in my book. Ive had my time with bikes that look good, Much more fun to ride bikes that ride good.

That's the only thing that matters pal!

No it isnt

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Bici-Gara-Pista-City-Bike-Scatto-Fisso-Fixed-PINARELLO-DOGMA-SKY-DURA-ACE-/00/s/MTIwMFgxMTI4/z/ZUEAAOxyeglTYSBM/$_57.JPG

I hope he rides that past MAMIL poseurs going up Box Hill, preferably with a tab on.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Bici-Gara-Pista-City-Bike-Scatto-Fisso-Fixed-PINARELLO-DOGMA-SKY-DURA-ACE-/00/s/MTIwMFgxMTI4/z/ZUEAAOxyeglTYSBM/$_57.JPG

I hope he rides that past MAMIL poseurs going up Box Hill, preferably with a tab on.

Bit worried about how he comes back down again, with a freewheel and only front brake.

Wowzers.

£294.95

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Single-Speed-Custom-Bike-fixie-/131189338789?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item1e8b7e72a5

Owner seems to suffer from anti-clothes too. Does LFGSS not do a Gok-Wan style re-dress my bike, I need help youtube program?

Free idea for the media savvy ;)

Owner seems to suffer from wavey garms too. Does LFGSS not do a Gok-Wan style re-dress my bike, I need help youtube program?

Free idea for the media savvy ;)

ftfy

Besided the lack of foot retention, the saddle and the spacer stack that mash is pretty ok to look at.

Nah such a low performance bike with high performance tubs is anti as fuck.

Tubs, SS with 1 brake, flat pedals with no retention, scoble stack, no seatpost, using wheels not meant for braking with a brake.

oh and miche obvs

20c tub on the rear

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^ Oooh that frame is gorgeous...such waste

Ow hai candy shop colours.

Happy Friday obvious joke bike :)