Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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WTF

This blog just keeps on giving:

A bicycle that can be pedalled with hands and feet at the same time!!! (has been developed by Dutch studio TSG Essempio).

WTF

Repost from less than a week ago, that's what.

^^....and with a paint brush head mount one could do a painting at the same time....

How do you think they did that back drop?

Spin Instructor bike. Probably plays Calvin Fucking Harris at full volume when the wheels turn.

That is lovely. Would swap the saddle for a Turbo or Flite.

The more I look at actually... the more rad it gets ducks for cover

Spotted today in the window of the local TT/Tridork emporium. I think they got their accountant to design the frame decals.

^^tbh it's pretty ratty...

Surely the rim is only acting as an idler? Around 8 gear inches?

I suspect planetary shenanigans in the crankcase.

lower stem and put risers on it and I'd ride that

$600 USD Craigslist find.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/bik/4454922662.html

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Shit I don't mind that cipollini.

On a par with Boardman tbh

That cipo is only to be ridden without a helmet and shirt:

That cipo is only to be ridden by a helmet without a shirt:

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Nice frame hidden under really shouty looking components...

I sheepishly came here to post that as well, I'm glad I got beaten to it.

Not the finest build. Are they Brompton spokes on the rear wheel?

It's not that it's particularly anti per-se, just irks me as it has the potential for so much radness..

Those wheels are really really really not right for the build. The rear wheel is not right full stop.

Peng & Popcorn

Something about JohnnyFixed reminds me of http://fixedgearbiking.co.uk/ It's like he's grown up, moved to London and opened a bike shop. In his mind....