Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

nice call!

Will that thing eventually take over the whole forum? Previously seen in the Lo-Pro thread

is it a low pro?

Front wheel smaller than the rear?
That normally dictates a low pro.

well i never!

Front wheel smaller than the rear?
That normally dictates a low pro.

Wrong

the wheel base seems really tight, and wtf kind of angle would one's hips need to be to use it? Porn imho for absurdity

Wrong

Correct me if I'm wrong, it's a bike that gives the same hand position with bullhorns as the lower section of drops on a standard geo bike.
Something like that?

Something like that

Is there a reasonable account anywhere of the design logic behind that Colnago?

looks like the full drop position never gets used, dirty tops though

Is there a reasonable account anywhere of the design logic behind that Colnago?

I assume it's a semi-prone design, as discussed in the lo-pro thread, and that the driving force was, as usual, a desire to reduce drag. I'm not sure that semi-prone actually does reduce drag compared with a well optimised conventional position.

how the f.. do you pedal it?

the c35 mtb had a similar design with out seat post tube

but you could pedal it

sadly , there are signs of abuse, even in Ernie's Museum

eeew

frame made of wood btw /\
Houten racefiets - YouTube

what a beauty!

^^Wood not ride

it wood be good for tree point turns

The question you have to ash is this; wood the Plank-art brothers, elder statesmen of Belgian cycling, pine for a bike like that? If they wood, then it's oak-A by me too, but I suspect that, like me, they are sick o' more and more idiots taking the plane and simple bicycle and turning it into something worse in their attempt to spruce it up.

is it owned by Edward Woodwood?

The question you have to ash is this; wood the Plank-art brothers, elder statesmen of Belgian cycling, pine for a bike like that? If they wood, then it's oak-A by me too, but I suspect that, like me, they are sick o' more and more idiots taking the plane and simple bicycle and turning it into something worse in their attempt to spruce it up.

you really need to branch out, your material is well hewn

for all those tree puns tester should be phloem into exyl-em.

what a beauty!

What retard put those brake pads on? Both sets on backwards!