Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Anti saddle

They've cut away the bit your sit bones rest on, and left the bit that applies unwanted presssure.

Does not compute.

That Ingria looks so weird. I think the person needs a smaller frame (besides a better taste)

freshly built

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Love the Eagle on the crankset

^mascot of the seattle seahawks. just won the superbowl.

Love the Eagle on the crankset

It's a Seahawk...

Love the Eagle on the crankset

Not the "Seahawk" sticker on the toptube or the eagle on the stem?

I don't know or care what a Seahawk is :/

Apart from everything, including the paint, i do like the frame.

That Ingria abomination is baffling. And hilarious.

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In 2012 ingriabicycles.com made for me an exclusive frame suitable both for a road bike and a track bike. It has track geometry, track fork ends but with the mount for the rear derailleur. By changing road rear wheel to fixed one you can get a very agressive track bike.

To make the build more of a challenge, I suggested they do the welding in a field, in the middle of the night, using only the light of the moon and whilst galloping past on a horsey.

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Green mash int that bad.

This is

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Re? Can't keep up

I'm so sorry but I actually like that. I mean, it's not a conventional bike, it's certainly not lightweight, but it has something. Besides being funny the geometry looks good, right choice of wheels, wheels/tires/saddle/grips actually match and the same with the frame/fork/bars/stem/cranks/seat post. It's not porn but I think anti is a bit harsh. It's not designed for track racing but it's a very awesome bike to cruise downtown with.

Geometry looks good? Look at the BB drop.. also anti-tyres and frame. Colour matching crank.. and why would you use drops for "cruising downtown"?

Geometry looks good? Look at the BB drop.. also anti-tyres and frame. Colour matching crank.. and why would you use drops for "cruising downtown"?

I quite like it aesthetically. Lack of foot retention is an issue, unless it's brakeless SS, in which case there are bigger issues.

Dry needs to update avatar.

I had avatars turned off, just turned them on and I'm not sure I was missing anything. I'll happily take avatar requests.

something wet for irony.

My eyes!!!!!

He puts that much effort to the cause and fails at toe-straps and brake..

Track bike / fixed gear
BLB bike frame 58CM, chrome molybdeen tubes
Campagnolo cranks, bottom bracket and headset
Keirin handlebars
Gipiemme wheels
Track bike build with new parts, racing quality.
Only trained about 5-10 times on the track
With straight bars and road tires for a tight black fixie !

He's asking 950 euro's for it.

^Redeemable quite easily (cockpit and rims), unlike the girder.

The symphony in red is a reep, a deserved one.

Keirin handlebars

He might think that, but the position of them says big moto, not Derny, to me.