Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's not really anti, just silly. Anti is more trying hard but going wrong. Just like when someone builds a silly bike, it's not anti, because it knows what it is.

I want that so I can ride it at this year's Clunker Classic.

I could fix up my old polo frame into something for you if you can find a set of wheels.

I know where to get some nice cruiser cars cheap to.

Lose the 'scoble stack and the red chainring, add rack and it's a perfect little runaround. The other red parts aren't really that offensive even. It's like an ugly, budget version of Velocio's 29er ss..

^ouch, but possibly on the money

red ourys can do one too

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/463579_10151574209440704_568260703_23963295_1539748896_o.jpg

My old build, oh the embarrassment.

Apologies if re but this makes me shudder and not in the pleasant sort of way

If it is painted in RAM it would be unbelievably cool (but still anti) I suspect that it isn't however.

Apologies if re but this makes me shudder and not in the pleasant sort of way

BME on the downtube? A bike for those wierdos that cut their fingers off??

BME on the downtube? A bike for those wierdos that cut their finger off??

?

they still have fingers

all that effort and then these cranks... also, could've at least taken the stickers off the rims

you mad bro?!

Good cranks. Maybe it's for riding?!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Fixie-Singlespeed-Fixed-Gear-Racer-Track-Bike-Peugeot-Frame?item=270966634871&cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D221009833255%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8110232861331865428

^
You'd be a fucking clown to buy it.

£400 bin

lol

I know I shouldn't, but I like that.

enough to know better

What a ghastly pair of fuckin weapons! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You can't put ghastly and weapon in the same sentence.

Woo, now I've made it into the big 3 :D

enough to know better

In fairness they look happy. They are probably just wealthy people who want to enjoy a piece of this youth trend. There is nothing to suggest they are pretentious hipsters, in fact everything they are wearing suggests they are absolutely not hipsters. More money than sense/taste, but not hipsters.