Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

its on t'bay

thats a strange BCD ^^

Team RCS colour scheme on that. I wonder that was intentional.

provincial hipsters

enough effort to wear cycling shoes, but not to have clipless pedals?!

not wearing cycling shoes, they are vibram five fingers

5fingers, on a bike?

ALLOFMYWAT.jaypeegee

yeah thats made things worse!!

from hhsb thread.

utter pair of victims/hipsters/clueless fuckwits, they strutted around with their whoreditch poodles as if expecting people to come and acknowledge how cool they were

^^ I quite like the pink there. The back wheel is horrid though

It's not that bad as these things go. The back wheel, dropout and welds are stink though. Chainstay also looks smelly.

provincial hipsters

Love the train ticket touch.

Yeah it adds an extra +1,000,000 cunt points.

Yeah it adds an extra +1,000,000 cunt points.

This.

How old were they?

Love the train ticket touch.

Isn't it likely to be a cycle reservation ticket? They have to be attached to the bike so I tend to jam it in the spokes when I have one. Admittedly take it off before riding, mind.

How old were they?

enough to know better

Stick to bicycle critique or take it to the hipster thread >>>>>>>>>

utter pair of victims/hipsters/clueless fuckwits, they strutted around with their whoreditch poodles as if expecting people to come and acknowledge how cool they were

You gots to admit they do look super awsummmz!

The gangly guy with his hot dog is just baffled by them, Mr Folder thinks they're such douches he's had to call a friend to tell them.

Probably a repost...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Black-custom-cruiser-framed-board-track-bicycle-coaster-brake-triple-tree-/230783380500?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item35bbc2ec14

Probably a repost...

             **Board track inspired custom cruiser**

             This auction is for my one off cruiser framed  monstrosity. It is highly impractical and so would suit someone who just  wants to pose with it at custom car shows or down the pub. I have  ridden it to the pub (about a mile) and wobbled home again afterwards,  so it is possible.
             The frame is one of those alloy cruiser types you can  get off ebay, with all the brackets removed, then sprayed matte black  with rattle cans. Some of this is has chipped off over the years, so I  would be prepared to stick my neck out and say it was 'rat look'.
             It has motorbike stlye triple clamp front forks, in  flaky chrome, with a shortened stem to allow some german motorbike clip  on handlebars to be added, please note these make you look silly, and  have no grips.
             The seat tube was butchered in order use a home made  layback seatpost, but that made riding impossible. So the rusty one you  see before you was forced into the tube with a shim, it can confirm it  will take 18 stone, but it may never come out.
              Over the past year or so I have attempted to make it ridable by adding the following:

[]Velosteel rear coaster brake
[]Massively wide VizBikes trials rear rim (Size: 26", Width: 46mm, 36 spoke, Eyelets, Double wall)
[]Super tough 46mm rim tape, which balloons through the eylets in the rim, looking cool
[]FSA BMX Sprocket and Guard (22 mm Grinder, 8mm, 44T)
[]Chromoly BMX 3 piece crankset
[]Wellgo BMX pedals
[]Spoon charge saddle in tan
[]Gusset slink chain 1/8th
[*]Specialized STOUT front wheel

              Whilst all of this stuff ended up being expensive  (the rear wheel alone owes me £150), it has only marginally improved the  practiality, although it goes, and now stops, kind of.
             It is pretty rough looking, and the coaster brake may  need servicing (The special tool is attached to the bike), but you will  definatley grab peoples attention, some of it unwanted. You could  always just take the good bits off it and sell them to a nearby hipster.
             I think this is going to be cash on collection only,  and I would come and have a look at it first to check you can actually  ride it.

Sales patter saves it from anti for me.